Chipper-Shredders For A Better Tomorrow

Have you ever wondered how to make the world a better place? So have we, and we've found the answer. Kill all the Stupid People. They mess everything up for the rest of us, and they're breeding! Buy a shirt and display your enthusiasm for culling the herd. Most shirts come with our elucidating manifesto on the back. Spread the word...remember, when stupidity rears it's ugly head, Chipper-Shredders are the only way to go.