Criminals Prefer Maryland

Welcome to the improved Criminals Prefer™ Maryland store, with new, higher-quality images! Studies prove that criminals prefer victims who provide the least resistance. Maryland has some of the nation's criminal-frendliest gun laws, and have the crime statistics to go along with them. The U.S. Census rated Maryland as the 4th most crime-ridden state in the nation, with more robberies per capita than any other state, more murders per capita than all but two states and DC, and more aggrivated assaults per capita than only four states and DC. Congratulations, Maryland! You are a criminal candyland! Now we all know why Criminals Prefer™ Maryland. Also visit our sister site, Criminals Prefer Washington, D.C. at www.cafeshops.com/crimpreferdc.