» MADE IN U.S.A. 1984
» MADE IN U.S.A. 1982
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» KEEP CALM AND GET SOME SLEEP
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» THE BABY MADE ME EAT IT
» THIS MOMMY ROCKS
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» TRIPLETS ON BOARD
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» TRIPLETS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD
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» TWINS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD
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» Reasons I Procrastinate
» Yes I'm A Web Designer
» I'm What Willis Was Talkin' 'bout
» ?
» Houston We Have A Problem
» I Sleep With The Boss
» Don't Call Me I'll Call You
» I Eat Carbs
» Time Is The Best Teacher
» If We Are What We Eat You Must Be Fast, Cheep And
» A Hundred Thousand Sperm And You Were The Fastest
» Chaos, Panic, Disorder My Work Here Is Done
» Are These People Really My Relatives?
» My Wife Is Always Complaning That I Don't Listen A
» Support The Arts Sleep With A Musican
» Really Really Really Mature
» Caution Blonde Thinking
» Not In My House
» Use Your Words
» Multiple Snoregasms
» I Want What I Want When I Want It!
» Don't Resuscitate
» Don't Wait Procrastinate!!
» I'm The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine
» I Can Ride My Bike With No Handle Bars
» My Kid Is A Pregnant Honor Student
» I Love My Job
» Following My Bliss Is Pissing Me Off
» I Fart Therefore I Am
» I Love My Kids
» My Roommate's Your Mom
» All The Do Da Day
» If You Love Someone Set Them Free If They Come Bac
» I Can't Keep From Putting My Foot In My Mouth
» Slow Service Without A Smile
» Where Am I??
» Rationalize Something Today!!
» Me So Corny
» Human Beings Come In All States Of Paranoia
» If You Can't Beat Them Annoy Them
» Guns Don't Kill People I Kill People
» Woke Up From The American Dream
» I'm A Good Habit To Get Into
» Vaseline Alley
» Doing More Harm Then Good
» I'm Not 50 I'm 49.95
» Programmers need Jobs.. Willing To Do Windows
» I'm Not 40 I'm 39.95
» I'm Not 30 I'm 29.95
» I'm Not 20 I'm 19.95!
» I'm A "Dogs Playing Poker" Kinda Guy
» California Where Even The Illeagal Aliens Have Cel
» I'm Local If Your Not GO AWAY
» Princess
» The Rules Suck
» The Rules Don't Apply To Me
» Yhe World Owes Me A Life
» Where Can I Download A Life
» Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity
» OY!!
» Nappy Headed
» If You Don't Like My Driving Stay Off The Sidewalk
» I See Dumb People
» Evil Opportunity Employer
» MUAHAHAH!!
» I'll Be Spontaneous When I Get Around To It
» Will Work For Shoes
» Secret Agent (I'm In Disquise)
» Damn Right I'm Good In Bed... I Can Sleep For Days
» Until You Walk A Mile In Another Mans Shoes It's N
» I'm Donating My Body To Science Fiction
» Had Thibeen An Actual Emergency I Would Have Screa
» Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes
» My Reality Check Is In The Mail
» Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
» I Like To Get Drunk And Place Bids On E-Bay
» I'm Only 99% Perfect
» Slacker
» Does Not Play Well With Others
» My Child Is #1 At Blah Blah Blah
» My Way Or The Highway
» Always Telling The Truthiness
» My Search Engine Is Making A Funny Noise
» You Make Me Look Fat
» Request Denied
» If Your Not Outraged, Your Not Paying Attention
» But It's A Dry Heat
» Out Of Control
» Not From Concentate
» Humid Being
» Be Glad I'm Not A Twin
» Queer Eye For You Guy
» Bracing Myself For The Cold Shoulder
» STOP Me Before I Volunteer Again
» The Whole World Doesn't Revolve Around You
» I'm Still Hot
» Support Baseball Bite A Yankee
» Stop The Madness
» My Boyfriend Is Out Of Town
» Save The Drama For Your Mama
» Call Me, Gerbil-Boy
» Bite Me
» Don't Take It Personally
» Conjugal Visitor
» If I'm Not Happy Nobody's Happy
» Problem With Authority
» Why Me??
» Why You??
» Loads Of Street Cred In Bed
» Be Quite Or I'll Beat You Like I Own You
» Somebody Needs To Rub My Belly And Tell Me I'm Pre
» Ask Me For Directions And I'll Tell You Where To G
» Bad Hair Day Can't Think Straight
» Don't Hate Me Cause You Ain't Me
» SIR EATSALOT
» LOSER
» Don't Make Me Pull This Thing Over
» I Like To Smell My Own Farts
» It's Always About You Isn't It?
» I'm In No Shape To Exercise My Patience
» 4 Out Of 5 People Have A Problem With Me
» I'm Smiling Cause I Farted
» Why Do All My Friends Seem To Be Clingers And Floa
» I'm Getting In Touch With My Dysfunctonal Side
» Theres No Problem So Big Or Complicated That It Ca
» Officer I Already Know My Rights
» People In Glass Houses Had Better Learn To Do Wind
» I Bottle Things Up
» Every Woman Should Marry Happiness Isn't Everythin
» Clean Up On Aisle 2
» People Like You Are The Reason Like Me Hate People
» Like Bird Watching How About I Flip You One
» I Live In My Own Little World But I'm Running Out
» Old Age Comes At A Bad Time
» First thing First But Not In That Order
» - 333 - I'm Only Half Evil
» Stop Me Before I Start Making Sense
» Available For Rent
» What Happens At My Place Stays At My Place
» It Tried Writing In Invisible Ink But...
» I Fought The Lawn And The Lawn Won
» Your Rules Don't Apply To Me
» Couples Attract To Smell. Thats Something I Have A
» Ego Trip One Way Ticket
» Man Boobs
» Inner Beauty Is Over Rated
» You Can Talk To Me When....
» Thenk Differnt
» That's What HE Said
» That's What SHE Said
» .22 Caliber Mind....
» Warning I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use I
» Of Course I Don't Look Busy....
» But It's Always Been Done That Way
» Breath In Breath Out....
» How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away
» OUTCAST
» I'm A Bad Man
» I'm A Bad Woman
» Keep Away From Pets And Children
» Full Frontal Nerdity
» Sarcasm My Second Language
» You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger
» My Therapist Doesn't Listen To Me
» My Long Term Goal Is To Get-Rich-Quick
» Master Farter
» Give Green A Chance
» Moderation Kills
» Retired Leave Me Alone
» I Have A Rifle And It's Tourist Season
» Eye Candy
» You Have To Change Before I Can Like You
» Constant Supervision Needed
» Attention Deficit... What Was I Saying?
» WTF??
» All That Matters In Sports Is Pucks & Balls
» If You Go Around Acting Like A Asshole You'll Be C
» Spermicidal Manic
» Rockin The Boat
» I Pee On .....
» I Sue, There For I Am
» I Object
» It's All About The Penis
» Horn Dog
» I Wish These Were Brains
» May Be Used As A Flotation Device
» Save The Lap Dance For Me
» Objects On This Shirt Are Closer Then The Appear
» Men Are From Mars Woman Want The Penis
» I Love Lesbians
» Herpe: The Love Bug
» Is My Penis To Big For This Shirt
» I Like To Get Drunk And Take Advantage Of Myself
» SK8
» I Love To Sk8
» Cement Surfer
» See You Later Boy
» Skateboard World Champion
» Skate Tell You Break
» Go Vert
» Sk8board Trick
» Finger Boader
» Who Let The Horn Dogs Out
» I Know When Others Are Picturing Me Naked
» Hooter Inspector
» Ask Me About My Weasel
» Cuntroller
» Horn Dog Obedience School
» Rub My Belly For Luck
» School Of Hard Knockers
» Turn Me On
» These Are Real
» Life Is Hard And So Am I
» I Love Hooters
» Scratch 'N' Sniff
» I Faked It!!
» Rub The Belly To Raise The Flag Pole
» I'm Better Then The Best!!
» Everyone Gets A Little Behind Sometimes May I Have
» One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex
» Rub My Belly For Luck
» Save A Virgin Do Me Instead
» Back Door Man
» SK8Board Jam
» If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole 'Id Fart
» As Long As I Have A Face You'll Have A Place To Si
» Your Sister Is Hot But Your Mom Does That Thing Wi
» By Reading This You Consent To Oral Sex
» You Look Like I Need Another Beer
» I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like
» I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like
» I Didnt Ask You To Dance I Said You Look Fat In Th
» Save Your Breath You'll Need It Later To Blow Up Y
» It's Only Kinky The First Time
» Some People Read Shirts I Think Your One Of Them
» Same Shirt Diffrent Day
» Made In The 90's
» I'm Scary Enough With Out A Costume
» Never Pick A Fight With A Ugly Person They Have No
» Have You Seen Mike Hunt?
» Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
» Slightly Used But In Good Condition
» Eff You Kay Owe Eff Eff
» Shop Lifter
» I Bring Nothing To The Table
» Spank
» Dip Me In Chocolate And Feed...
» I'm Smiling Cause They Haven't Found The Body's
» Why Buy You A Drink You Won't Swallow
» Mount And Do Me
» It's Not Paranoia If They Really Are Out To Get Yo
» My Cherry Personality Is Brought To You By...
» Profanity It Makes Talking Fun
» People Cuss And Shit
» Profane
» You Don't Learn To Swear Until You Have Kids
» Profanity The Language Progammers Know Best
» I Feel Profane Today
» @#&$%
» I Shot Stupid
» This Is The Shirt I Wear When I Want To Ignore You
» Wish You Were Here
» Kitty's Got A Nose Bleed
» It Isn't going to lick itself
» Just The Tip!!
» Hi I Don't Care Thanks
» Save The Trees Eat A Beaver
» Your Killing Me
» Will Scratch My Butt For Food
» I Get Everything I Set My Mind To..Now Where Did I
» I'm Not A Stable Boy But Every Morning I....
» Gene Pool Full Get Out
» I Pee IN The Shower
» Teachers Are Weapons Of Mass Instruction
» If I Was You I Wouldn't Be Me
» Pianist Envy
» School Is Where They Put You To Learn While Your T
» Lookin Good Is A Curse
» I'm On Debt Row
» I Had Sex With Stupid
» My Search Engine Ran Out Of Gas
» My Child Is #1 At Blah Blah Blah
» Queen Be-atch
» Up Yours
» The Real Me Sucks To!!
» No Titty Twisters Please
» Equal Opportunity annoyer
» I Got A Sweater For X-Mas...
» While Your Reading This I'm Staring At Your Tits
» Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos
» This Shirt Was Stolen
» You Sure Look Funny With Your Head Turned Like Tha
» FOOTBALL SPOKEN HERE
» LARGE AND IN CHARGE (FUNNY)
» DON'T WORRY LADIES, THERE'S PLENTY T GO AROUND (FU
» LET ME DROP EVERYTHING AND WORK ON Y0UR PROBLEM (F
» LITTERING AND LITTERING AND (FUNNY)
» I LOVE YOUR MOM
» REAL MEN DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD
» I LOVE YOUR DAD
» REAL MEN WEAR PINK
» I LOVE YOUR WIFE
» CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
» ONE HIT WONDER
» I LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
» BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK
» SUPERSTAR
» I LOVE ALL PEOPLE
» MY OTHER RIDE IS A HORSE
» IT'S NOT EASY BEING THIS PRETTY
» MAN BOOBS
» I RIDE THE SHORT BUS
» I'M FAT? TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
» ATTENTION CHOKING HAZZARD
» FAT HAPPENS
» THE MOST IMPORTANT UTENSIL IS THE CORKSCREW
» FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO
» CIRCLE JERK CHAMPION
» DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN
» DOABLE
» DISGRUNTLED
» DOES MY HEAD LOOK BIG IN THIS
» DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW
» I SUFFER FROM DELUSIONS OF ADEQUECY
» DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY IT ISN'T PERMANENT
» DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM
» FAT AND PROUD
» I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO SPEAK SLOWLY AND CLEARL
» TELL ME AGAIN HOW LUCKY I AM TO WORK HERE
» IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE I'D FART
» MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEM
» I'M JUST LIKE YOU ONLY SMARTER AND BETTER LOOKING
» I JUST WANT TO DO YOU IS THAT SO WRONG
» I'M SKINNY
» FREE LOADER
» INCOGNITO
» I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOU'RE FULL
» I PISS EXCELLENCE
» IF I GAVE A SHIT YOU'D BE THE FIRST PERSON I'D GIV
» TOO MANY FREAKS NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES
» GEEK
» I WOULD DO ME
» WARNING I'M RETIRED I KNOW IT ALL AND HAVE PLENTY
» SUMO WANNA BE
» I'M NOT FAT JUST VERY VERY MUSCULAR
» WARNING NOT INTENDED FOR WOMEN WHO ARE NURSING PRE
» RECENTLY EVICTED
» IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
» I LOVE WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN TOO
» I USED TO BE AN ATHLETE NOW I'M AN ATHLETIC SUPPOR
» BIG BONED
» ASSISTANT TO THE EGIONAL MANAGER
» I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL
» I KNOW WHAT YOUR WONDERING...HOW WOULD THIS SHIRT
» CAKE OR DIE
» DON'T RUSH ME I GET PAID BY THE HOUR
» BUFFET MOLESTER
» I HAD YOUR CAKE AND ATE IT TOO
» CHECK OTHER
» I'M ALL THAT AND I ATE THE BAG OF CHIPS
» I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T LIKE
» IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT YOUR EYES PUT NIPPLES ON
» EVERYONE PUTS UP WITH MY SHIT BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD
» GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS
» I WOULD DO YOU BUT I'M ON MEDICATION AND I'M NOT A
» WHEN I'M ALONE I GOOGLE MYSELF
» I MISSED THE PART WHERE I CARE WHAT YOU THINK
» WARNING HEAVY LOAD IN REAR
» HE WHO HESITATES IS UM...UM...
» HIT IT AND QUIT IT
» MY BUTT ITCHES
» THIS IS MY MORNING AFTER SHIRT
» IT'S SOLID MUSCLE
» MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED SO I
» got gas?
» GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ATF AGENTS DO
» ARMY IF YOU'RE FAT THEY WON'T DRAFT YOU
» LIFE'S SHORT DRINK THE GOOD WINE NOW
» FAT CHICK
» YOU HAD ME AT BLOW JOB
» JUST BIG BONED
» I USED TO BE AN ATHLETE
» FOOD MY ANTI-DRUG
» I'M BEATING ANOREXIA
» I BEAT THE DRAFT
» These Are Real And So Is My Wonder Bra
» I'd Like A Rub And A Tug Please
» You Can't Please Everyone But You Can Sure Try
» Sheep Testical Fondler
» Trust Me Im A Lawyer
» My Name Is Heimlich Want To See....
» Lawyer Or Lier You Make The Call
» You Can't Handle The Truth
» Lawyers Do It With Appeal
» I'd Hit That
» Have A Nice Day
» Beam Me Up This Place Sucks
» U R Sofa King Wee Todd Did
» No Comment
» There Fake But There Awsome
» Lets Go Do Something Stupid
» Work Is Cutting Into My Drinking Time
» Peace
» I Eat Clams
» I Got This Body From Eating Junk Food
» I Got Crabs In Alaska
» Your Mom's Wearing My Other Shirt
» I'll Drink You Bitches Under The Table
» Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea
» Without Me Things Would Be Awso
» Stop Looking At My Shirt
» I Have Issues
» You Want Me To Do What?
» ABCDFUCKYOU
» I Saw Your Mom On The Internet
» You Must Be 18 Or Older To Enjoy This
» Great Legs What Time Do They Open?
» Vodka Connecting People
» I Heart Me
» No Ociffer I Haben't Been Drinking
» Drink 'Til Your Stoopid
» Learning To Nurse A Hangover....
» Beer....
» My Drinking Team Has A Racing Problem
» New Section
» Bourbon Ledgend
» Sobrity A Curable Condition
» Save The Ales
» I've Been Sober Way Too Long
» Beer Me
» Alcohol Survivor
» 69
» Mr. Sober Needs A Beer
» Beer Depository
» Too Much Blood Not Enough Alcohol
» I'm Party Trained
» Mary Queen Of Scotch
» Beer It's What's For Breakfast
» I Want A Heinie, And I'm Not Talking About Beer
» Rehab Is My Time Out
» Beer It Does The Belly Good
» Drunkin Blackouts Likely
» Don't Want Me Yet!! Have Another Beer
» Need Money Alcohol Research
» Finish Your Beer There Are Sober People In India
» Hey, Princess Bring Me A Beer
» You Seem Smarter When I'm Drinking
» See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me
» Drink Till I Look Better
» I Have A Lot Of Influence I'm Under It
» Bourbon Cowboys
» Beer Heals All Wounds
» Soccer Or You? I Pick Soccer
» Feet Don't Fail Me Now
» Fear The Goalkeeper
» Beer A Vegetarian Meal
» Soccer Players Have One Goal
» You Sure Look Funny With Your Head Turned Like Tha
» You Don't Have The Balls To Play Soccer
» I Taught Pele His Foot Work
» My Goalie Is Better Then Your Goalie
» Beckham Who??
» Keep The Ball In The Air
» Soccer Players Have The Runs

MADE IN U.S.A. 1984

MADE IN U.S.A. 1982

MADE IN U.S.A. 1985

KEEP CALM AND GET SOME SLEEP

KEEP CALM AND GIVE BIRTH

KEEP CALM AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

KEEP CALM AND GO ARMY

New Section

NEW MOM 2013

NEW UNCLE 2013

JULY BABY

JUNE BABY

NOVEMBER BABY

OCTOBER BABY

SERIOUSLY? I HAVE 9 MONTHS OF THIS LEFT?

SERIOUSLY?

THE BABY MADE ME EAT IT

THIS MOMMY ROCKS

THIS MOMMY ROCKS

TRIPLETS ON BOARD

TRIPLETS ON BOARD

TRIPLETS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD

TRIPLETS ON BOARD PEAPOD

TWINS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD

TWINS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD

TWINS ON BOARD

TWINS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD

WHAT HAPPENS IN MARYLAND DOESN'T ALWAYS STAY IN MA

WHAT HAPPENS IN MICHIGAN DOESN'T ALWAYS STAY IN MI

I' Your Web Designer

Reasons I Procrastinate

Yes I'm A Web Designer

I'm What Willis Was Talkin' 'bout

?

Houston We Have A Problem

I Sleep With The Boss

Don't Call Me I'll Call You

I Eat Carbs

Time Is The Best Teacher

If We Are What We Eat You Must Be Fast, Cheep And

A Hundred Thousand Sperm And You Were The Fastest

Chaos, Panic, Disorder My Work Here Is Done

Are These People Really My Relatives?

My Wife Is Always Complaning That I Don't Listen A

Support The Arts Sleep With A Musican

Really Really Really Mature

Caution Blonde Thinking

Not In My House

Use Your Words

Multiple Snoregasms

I Want What I Want When I Want It!

Don't Resuscitate

Don't Wait Procrastinate!!

I'm The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine

I Can Ride My Bike With No Handle Bars

My Kid Is A Pregnant Honor Student

I Love My Job

Following My Bliss Is Pissing Me Off

I Fart Therefore I Am

I Love My Kids

My Roommate's Your Mom

All The Do Da Day

If You Love Someone Set Them Free If They Come Bac

I Can't Keep From Putting My Foot In My Mouth

Slow Service Without A Smile

Where Am I??

Rationalize Something Today!!

Me So Corny

Human Beings Come In All States Of Paranoia

If You Can't Beat Them Annoy Them

Guns Don't Kill People I Kill People

Woke Up From The American Dream

I'm A Good Habit To Get Into

Vaseline Alley

Doing More Harm Then Good

I'm Not 50 I'm 49.95

Programmers need Jobs.. Willing To Do Windows

I'm Not 40 I'm 39.95

I'm Not 30 I'm 29.95

I'm Not 20 I'm 19.95!

I'm A

California Where Even The Illeagal Aliens Have Cel

I'm Local If Your Not GO AWAY

Princess

The Rules Suck

The Rules Don't Apply To Me

Yhe World Owes Me A Life

Where Can I Download A Life

Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity

OY!!

Nappy Headed

If You Don't Like My Driving Stay Off The Sidewalk

I See Dumb People

Evil Opportunity Employer

MUAHAHAH!!

I'll Be Spontaneous When I Get Around To It

Will Work For Shoes

Secret Agent (I'm In Disquise)

Damn Right I'm Good In Bed... I Can Sleep For Days

Until You Walk A Mile In Another Mans Shoes It's N

I'm Donating My Body To Science Fiction

Had Thibeen An Actual Emergency I Would Have Screa

Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes

My Reality Check Is In The Mail

Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

I Like To Get Drunk And Place Bids On E-Bay

I'm Only 99% Perfect

Slacker

Does Not Play Well With Others

My Child Is #1 At Blah Blah Blah

My Way Or The Highway

Always Telling The Truthiness

My Search Engine Is Making A Funny Noise

You Make Me Look Fat

Request Denied

If Your Not Outraged, Your Not Paying Attention

But It's A Dry Heat

Out Of Control

Not From Concentate

Humid Being

Be Glad I'm Not A Twin

Queer Eye For You Guy

Bracing Myself For The Cold Shoulder

STOP Me Before I Volunteer Again

The Whole World Doesn't Revolve Around You

I'm Still Hot

Support Baseball Bite A Yankee

Stop The Madness

My Boyfriend Is Out Of Town

Save The Drama For Your Mama

Call Me, Gerbil-Boy

Bite Me

Don't Take It Personally

Conjugal Visitor

If I'm Not Happy Nobody's Happy

Problem With Authority

Why Me??

Why You??

Loads Of Street Cred In Bed

Be Quite Or I'll Beat You Like I Own You

Somebody Needs To Rub My Belly And Tell Me I'm Pre

Ask Me For Directions And I'll Tell You Where To G

Bad Hair Day Can't Think Straight

Don't Hate Me Cause You Ain't Me

SIR EATSALOT

LOSER

Don't Make Me Pull This Thing Over

I Like To Smell My Own Farts

It's Always About You Isn't It?

I'm In No Shape To Exercise My Patience

4 Out Of 5 People Have A Problem With Me

I'm Smiling Cause I Farted

Why Do All My Friends Seem To Be Clingers And Floa

I'm Getting In Touch With My Dysfunctonal Side

Theres No Problem So Big Or Complicated That It Ca

Officer I Already Know My Rights

People In Glass Houses Had Better Learn To Do Wind

I Bottle Things Up

Every Woman Should Marry Happiness Isn't Everythin

Clean Up On Aisle 2

People Like You Are The Reason Like Me Hate People

Like Bird Watching How About I Flip You One

I Live In My Own Little World But I'm Running Out

Old Age Comes At A Bad Time

First thing First But Not In That Order

- 333 - I'm Only Half Evil

Stop Me Before I Start Making Sense

Available For Rent

What Happens At My Place Stays At My Place

It Tried Writing In Invisible Ink But...

I Fought The Lawn And The Lawn Won

Your Rules Don't Apply To Me

Couples Attract To Smell. Thats Something I Have A

Ego Trip One Way Ticket

Man Boobs

Inner Beauty Is Over Rated

You Can Talk To Me When....

Thenk Differnt

That's What HE Said

That's What SHE Said

.22 Caliber Mind....

Warning I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use I

Of Course I Don't Look Busy....

But It's Always Been Done That Way

Breath In Breath Out....

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

OUTCAST

I'm A Bad Man

I'm A Bad Woman

Keep Away From Pets And Children

Full Frontal Nerdity

Sarcasm My Second Language

You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger

My Therapist Doesn't Listen To Me

My Long Term Goal Is To Get-Rich-Quick

Master Farter

Give Green A Chance

Moderation Kills

Retired Leave Me Alone

I Have A Rifle And It's Tourist Season

Eye Candy

You Have To Change Before I Can Like You

Constant Supervision Needed

Attention Deficit... What Was I Saying?

WTF??

All That Matters In Sports Is Pucks & Balls

If You Go Around Acting Like A Asshole You'll Be C

Spermicidal Manic

Rockin The Boat

I Pee On .....

I Sue, There For I Am

I Object

It's All About The Penis

Horn Dog

I Wish These Were Brains

May Be Used As A Flotation Device

Save The Lap Dance For Me

Objects On This Shirt Are Closer Then The Appear

Men Are From Mars Woman Want The Penis

I Love Lesbians

Herpe: The Love Bug

Is My Penis To Big For This Shirt

I Like To Get Drunk And Take Advantage Of Myself

SK8

I Love To Sk8

Cement Surfer

See You Later Boy

Skateboard World Champion

Skate Tell You Break

Go Vert

Sk8board Trick

Finger Boader

Who Let The Horn Dogs Out

I Know When Others Are Picturing Me Naked

Hooter Inspector

Ask Me About My Weasel

Cuntroller

Horn Dog Obedience School

Rub My Belly For Luck

School Of Hard Knockers

Turn Me On

These Are Real

Life Is Hard And So Am I

I Love Hooters

Scratch 'N' Sniff

I Faked It!!

Rub The Belly To Raise The Flag Pole

I'm  Better Then The Best!!

Everyone Gets A Little Behind Sometimes May I Have

One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex

Rub My Belly For Luck

Save A Virgin Do Me Instead

Back Door Man

SK8Board Jam

If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole 'Id Fart

As Long As I Have A Face You'll Have A Place To Si

Your Sister Is Hot But Your Mom Does That Thing Wi

By Reading This You Consent To Oral Sex

You Look Like I Need Another Beer

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like

I Didnt Ask You To Dance I Said You Look Fat In Th

Save Your Breath You'll Need It Later To Blow Up Y

It's Only Kinky The First Time

Some People Read Shirts I Think Your One Of Them

Same Shirt Diffrent Day

Made In The 90's

I'm Scary Enough With Out A Costume

Never Pick A Fight With A Ugly Person They Have No

Have You Seen Mike Hunt?

Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Slightly Used But In Good Condition

Eff You Kay Owe Eff Eff

Shop Lifter

I Bring Nothing To The Table

Spank

Dip Me In Chocolate And Feed...

I'm Smiling Cause They Haven't Found The Body's

Why Buy You A Drink You Won't Swallow

Mount And Do Me

It's Not Paranoia If They Really Are Out To Get Yo

My Cherry Personality Is Brought To You By...

Profanity It Makes Talking Fun

People Cuss And Shit

Profane

You Don't Learn To Swear Until You Have Kids

Profanity The Language Progammers Know Best

I Feel Profane Today

@#&$%

I Shot Stupid

This Is The Shirt I Wear When I Want To Ignore You

Wish You Were Here

Kitty's Got A Nose Bleed

It Isn't going to lick itself

Just The Tip!!

Hi I Don't Care Thanks

Save The Trees Eat A Beaver

Your Killing Me

Will Scratch My Butt For Food

I Get Everything I Set My Mind To..Now Where Did I

I'm Not A Stable Boy But Every Morning I....

Gene Pool Full Get Out

I Pee IN The Shower

Teachers Are Weapons Of Mass Instruction

If I Was You I Wouldn't Be Me

Pianist Envy

School Is Where They Put You To Learn While Your T

Lookin Good Is A Curse

I'm On Debt Row

I Had Sex With Stupid

My Search Engine Ran Out Of Gas

My Child Is #1 At Blah Blah Blah

Queen Be-atch

Up Yours

The Real Me Sucks To!!

No Titty Twisters Please

Equal Opportunity annoyer

I Got A Sweater For X-Mas...

While Your Reading This I'm Staring At Your Tits

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos

This Shirt Was Stolen

You Sure Look Funny With Your Head Turned Like Tha

FOOTBALL SPOKEN HERE

LARGE AND IN CHARGE (FUNNY)

DON'T WORRY LADIES, THERE'S PLENTY T GO AROUND (FU

LET ME DROP EVERYTHING AND WORK ON Y0UR PROBLEM (F

LITTERING AND LITTERING AND (FUNNY)

I LOVE YOUR MOM

REAL MEN DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD

I LOVE YOUR DAD

REAL MEN WEAR PINK

I LOVE YOUR WIFE

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

ONE HIT WONDER

I LOVE YOUR HUSBAND

BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK

SUPERSTAR

I LOVE ALL PEOPLE

MY OTHER RIDE IS A HORSE

IT'S NOT EASY BEING THIS PRETTY

MAN BOOBS

I RIDE THE SHORT BUS

I'M FAT? TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

ATTENTION CHOKING HAZZARD

FAT HAPPENS

THE MOST IMPORTANT UTENSIL IS THE CORKSCREW

FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO

CIRCLE JERK CHAMPION

DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN

DOABLE

DISGRUNTLED

DOES MY HEAD LOOK BIG IN THIS

DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

I SUFFER FROM DELUSIONS OF ADEQUECY

DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY IT ISN'T PERMANENT

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM

FAT AND PROUD

I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO SPEAK SLOWLY AND CLEARL

TELL ME AGAIN HOW LUCKY I AM TO WORK HERE

IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE I'D FART

MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEM

I'M JUST LIKE YOU ONLY SMARTER AND BETTER LOOKING

I JUST WANT TO DO YOU IS THAT SO WRONG

I'M SKINNY

FREE LOADER

INCOGNITO

I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOU'RE FULL

I PISS EXCELLENCE

IF I GAVE A SHIT YOU'D BE THE FIRST PERSON I'D GIV

TOO MANY FREAKS NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES

GEEK

I WOULD DO ME

WARNING I'M RETIRED I KNOW IT ALL AND HAVE PLENTY

SUMO WANNA BE

I'M NOT FAT JUST VERY VERY MUSCULAR

WARNING NOT INTENDED FOR WOMEN WHO ARE NURSING PRE

RECENTLY EVICTED

IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS

I LOVE WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN TOO

I USED TO BE AN ATHLETE NOW I'M AN ATHLETIC SUPPOR

BIG BONED

ASSISTANT TO THE EGIONAL MANAGER

I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL

I KNOW WHAT YOUR WONDERING...HOW WOULD THIS SHIRT

CAKE OR DIE

DON'T RUSH ME I GET PAID BY THE HOUR

BUFFET MOLESTER

I HAD YOUR CAKE AND ATE IT TOO

CHECK OTHER

I'M ALL THAT AND I ATE THE BAG OF CHIPS

I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T LIKE

IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT YOUR EYES PUT NIPPLES ON

EVERYONE PUTS UP WITH MY SHIT BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD

GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS

I WOULD DO YOU BUT I'M ON MEDICATION AND I'M NOT A

WHEN I'M ALONE I GOOGLE MYSELF

I MISSED THE PART WHERE I CARE WHAT YOU THINK

WARNING HEAVY LOAD IN REAR

HE WHO HESITATES IS UM...UM...

HIT IT AND QUIT IT

MY BUTT ITCHES

THIS IS MY MORNING AFTER SHIRT

IT'S SOLID MUSCLE

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED SO I

got gas?

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ATF AGENTS DO

ARMY IF YOU'RE FAT THEY WON'T DRAFT YOU

LIFE'S SHORT DRINK THE GOOD WINE NOW

FAT CHICK

YOU HAD ME AT BLOW JOB

JUST BIG BONED

I USED TO BE AN ATHLETE

FOOD MY ANTI-DRUG

I'M BEATING ANOREXIA

I BEAT THE DRAFT

These Are Real And So Is My Wonder Bra

I'd Like A Rub And A Tug Please

You Can't Please Everyone But You Can Sure Try

Sheep Testical Fondler

Trust Me Im A Lawyer

My Name Is Heimlich Want To See....

Lawyer Or Lier You Make The Call

You Can't Handle The Truth

Lawyers Do It With Appeal

I'd Hit That

Have A Nice Day

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks

U R Sofa King Wee Todd Did

No Comment

There Fake But There Awsome

Lets Go Do Something Stupid

Work Is Cutting Into My Drinking Time

Peace

I Eat Clams

I Got This Body From Eating Junk Food

I Got Crabs In Alaska

Your Mom's Wearing My Other Shirt

I'll Drink You Bitches Under The Table

Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea

Without Me Things Would Be Awso

Stop Looking At My Shirt

I Have Issues

You Want Me To Do What?

ABCDFUCKYOU

I Saw Your Mom On The Internet

You Must Be 18 Or Older To Enjoy This

Great Legs What Time Do They Open?

Vodka Connecting People

I Heart Me

No Ociffer I Haben't Been Drinking

Drink 'Til Your Stoopid

Learning To Nurse A Hangover....

Beer....

My Drinking Team Has A Racing Problem

New Section

Bourbon Ledgend

Sobrity A Curable Condition

Save The Ales

I've Been Sober Way Too Long

Beer Me

Alcohol Survivor

69

Mr. Sober Needs A Beer

Beer Depository

Too Much Blood Not Enough Alcohol

I'm Party Trained

Mary Queen Of Scotch

Beer It's What's For Breakfast

I Want A Heinie, And I'm Not Talking About  Beer

Rehab Is My Time Out

Beer It Does The Belly Good

Drunkin Blackouts Likely

Don't Want Me Yet!! Have Another Beer

Need Money Alcohol Research

Finish Your Beer There Are Sober People In India

Hey, Princess Bring Me A Beer

You Seem Smarter When I'm Drinking

See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me

Drink Till I Look Better

I Have A Lot Of Influence I'm Under It

Bourbon Cowboys

Beer Heals All Wounds

Soccer Or You? I Pick Soccer

Feet Don't Fail Me Now

Fear The Goalkeeper

Beer A Vegetarian Meal

Soccer Players Have One Goal

You Sure Look Funny With Your Head Turned Like Tha

You Don't Have The Balls To Play Soccer

I Taught Pele His Foot Work

My Goalie Is Better Then Your Goalie

Beckham Who??

Keep The Ball In The Air

Soccer Players Have The Runs



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