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Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious Shirts, Hoodies, Tank-tops & More

Fight the stigma associated with being mentally interesting with one of our more popular designs. Featuring our very own value-neutral term coined at Crazymeds to describe any number of psychiatric or neurological conditions a person may have. One term covers it all, from migraines to schizophrenia, making us all equal in a world of imperfect treatment options and health insurance headaches.

We now have designs for specific forms of brain cooties for which the stigma is the worst: Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, Epilepsy, OCD, and PTSD. Currently available only in dark shirts.
The real purpose of these designs is not attempting to re-educate people about our brain cooties being an actual contagion - because you can't fix stupid - but to force people to confront why they avoid us. We're not contagious, so why do they take three steps backwards upon learning we're bipolar, epileptic, schizophrenic or whatever?

The original Brain Cooties design is available, for now, in both dark- and light-colored shirts where you may also choose to get the design on a solid black or white background, or a clear background. The solid background gives you somewhat less shitty print resolution - because, unlike our mugs, what you see is in the preview is not exactly what you get - while the clear background makes the design look a little less like an iron-on decal. Especially on shirts that aren't black or white.

Bipolar Is NOT Contagious

Bipolar Is NOT Contagious
No matter how badly some idiots want it to be.

Depression Is NOT Contagious

Depression Is NOT Contagious
It only feels like it because we make everyone around us sad.

Epilepsy Is NOT Contagious

Epilepsy Is NOT Contagious
I understand if you need to tell people they can catch epilepsy if you bite them, like rabies or lycanthropy. Sometimes that's the only way to keep real idiots from sticking something in your mouth.

PTSD Is NOT Contagious

PTSD Is NOT Contagious
It's not contagious, but you're not alone.

There shouldn't be a need to soldier up.

OCD Isn't Contagious

OCD Isn't Contagious
OCD Isn't Contagious. OCD Isn't Contagious. OCD Isn't Contagious.
The repetition isn't an OCD thing. It needs to be repeated because PEOPLE ARE MORONS!!!

Schizophrenia Is NOT Contagious

Schizophrenia Is NOT Contagious
Not that anyone will believe us.
As with Team Schizophrenia, all Schizophrenia Is NOT Contagious merchandise is sold at cost.

Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious (Dark)

Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious (Dark)
Dark shirts for a dark subject: the stigma of being mentally ill.

Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious (Light)

Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious (Light)
Make people see the light about mental illness stigma by wearing a Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious shirt.


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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


If you need more information about the Pill Font and the drugs it's made from, visit Crazymeds.
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