Medicated For Your Protection Mugs, Drinkware, and More
Indication: 1. To assure everyone you're not the type of never-actually-crazy person who shoots up their former place of employment after one too many drinks and one final bad performance review. (See Warnings and Precautions below).
2. As an ironic statement regarding your frequent and copious consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Dosage: Use one or more of these products, as required, to wash down or meds or whenever you need to scare some sense into whomever you have to deal with. Or when hanging out with friends who enjoy your ironic and/or gallows humor.
Adverse Reactions: Loss of employment. Further alienation from family and friends as the use of these items as a means of reassurance via irony/gallows humor tends to backfire for reasons I fail to understand.
Warnings and Precautions: Several of the products with these designs are intended to be used for alcoholic beverages. If you are currently taking medication please consult with your doctor and/or pharmacist. You can also read this page for more information, but it is not a substitute for actual medical advice.
Active Ingredients: Remeron 15 & 30mg, Effexor XR 37.5 mg and IR 50 & 75 mg, Depakote 250 mg, Invega 6 mg Risperdal 0.25, 0.5 & 2 mg, Celexa 20 mg, Strattera 40 & 60 mg, Abilify 2 mg, Trileptal 300 mg, Prozac 20 mg, Paxil 20 mg, generic topiramate 100 & 200 mg, lamotrigine 100 mg, Vivactil 10 mg, Neurontin 300 mg, Keppra 250 mg, Zoloft 50 mg, Mirapex 0.125 mg, Catapres (clonidine) 0.1 mg
Inactive Ingredients: Ceramics, dyes, inks, silicon dioxide, ethylcellulose aqueous dispersion (NF)
How Supplied: Mugs, drinking glasses, water and other beverage bottles, flasks, and more. Imprinted with Medicated For Your Protection.
Pregnancy Warnings: People give us enough shit as it is for taking crazy meds. Even if your doctor said it's OK to take them while pregnant, expect to get even more nasty looks and unwanted comments. As the designs are available on alcohol-related merchandise...Please don't mix crazy meds, booze and pregnancy.
Low-Priced Generic: While there is no specific low-priced generic option, a $9 beer cooler and $10 sports bottle are pretty cheap compared with the rest of this crap.
2. As an ironic statement regarding your frequent and copious consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Dosage: Use one or more of these products, as required, to wash down or meds or whenever you need to scare some sense into whomever you have to deal with. Or when hanging out with friends who enjoy your ironic and/or gallows humor.
Adverse Reactions: Loss of employment. Further alienation from family and friends as the use of these items as a means of reassurance via irony/gallows humor tends to backfire for reasons I fail to understand.
Warnings and Precautions: Several of the products with these designs are intended to be used for alcoholic beverages. If you are currently taking medication please consult with your doctor and/or pharmacist. You can also read this page for more information, but it is not a substitute for actual medical advice.
Active Ingredients: Remeron 15 & 30mg, Effexor XR 37.5 mg and IR 50 & 75 mg, Depakote 250 mg, Invega 6 mg Risperdal 0.25, 0.5 & 2 mg, Celexa 20 mg, Strattera 40 & 60 mg, Abilify 2 mg, Trileptal 300 mg, Prozac 20 mg, Paxil 20 mg, generic topiramate 100 & 200 mg, lamotrigine 100 mg, Vivactil 10 mg, Neurontin 300 mg, Keppra 250 mg, Zoloft 50 mg, Mirapex 0.125 mg, Catapres (clonidine) 0.1 mg
Inactive Ingredients: Ceramics, dyes, inks, silicon dioxide, ethylcellulose aqueous dispersion (NF)
How Supplied: Mugs, drinking glasses, water and other beverage bottles, flasks, and more. Imprinted with Medicated For Your Protection.
Pregnancy Warnings: People give us enough shit as it is for taking crazy meds. Even if your doctor said it's OK to take them while pregnant, expect to get even more nasty looks and unwanted comments. As the designs are available on alcohol-related merchandise...Please don't mix crazy meds, booze and pregnancy.
Low-Priced Generic: While there is no specific low-priced generic option, a $9 beer cooler and $10 sports bottle are pretty cheap compared with the rest of this crap.
