Straitjacket T-Shirts
Invite your imaginary friends over to play dress-up in Straitjacket T-Shirts.
You don't need to buy anything, just tweet what you like to your Pinbook circle. Maybe they'll buy it for you. But probably not.
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      » Fuck Bipolar FML Version.
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Straitjacket T-Shirts: the Official Crazymeds Store

Retail Therapy for the Mentally Interesting

If you're crazy enough to let my meds express your feelings, you might appreciate these otherwise decent shirts, dishware and other items that have been completely ruined with designs created by someone who managed to flunk Jr. High art class and avoid art "therapy" during my time-out in the locked ward of a psychiatric hospital.

I've reorganized the site to make it easier for you to get to the top four designs that account for almost two-thirds of our sales.
The rest was a total disaster. After that people would much rather browse merchandise by product type. So those are now on the front page.

Medicated for Your Protection

Medicated for Your Protection
Shirts & other clothing, drinkware, and more with our most popular design.

Batshit Crazy

Batshit Crazy
Not just any crazy shirts, mugs, etc. but Batshit Crazy shirts, mugs, and so forth.

Riding the Bipolarcoaster

Riding the Bipolarcoaster
Shirts, mugs, and other crappy merchandise to buy during your mania-induced spending sprees.

Mentally Interesting

Mentally Interesting
Display your Mad Pride with Crazymeds' very own term (OK, we got it from Dr. Sacks) that covers everything we deal with.
Depressed or obsessed, schizophrenic or epileptic, bipolar or migraineur.

Clothes Hoist!

Clothes Hoist!
Come out of the mental health closet by wearing your brain cooties on your chest.

Get Mugged

Get Mugged
You need something to hold your water when you take your meds. Unless you're hardcore enough to swallow your pills dry.

Stuck Up

Stuck Up
Bumperstickers and things to stick on other things. Now available in packs of 10 and 50.

Button It!

Button It!
Wear your brain on your lapel.
Available in packs of 10 and 100.

Emotional Baggage

Emotional Baggage
Bags and totes for your emotional baggage.

Psychological Hang-Ups

Psychological Hang-Ups
Crazymeds posters and other wall decor to amuse and/or comfort you.

Magnetic Personality Disorders

Magnetic Personality Disorders
Thwart the NSA from monitoring your thoughts without the embarrassment of a tinfoil hat.

Dangly Bits

Dangly Bits
Pretend it's real jewelry that you can pawn for cash when your insurance won't pay for your meds.

Hold the Phone

Hold the Phone
Sleeves and cases for phones and similar devices.

Not Otherwise Specified

Not Otherwise Specified
Everything that doesn't fit into the more popular categories. Like your brain cooties.


If you feel the need to improve your social media skills and wish to witness my slow descent into irreparable madness and/or get updates about new products or other Crazymeds news, choose your preferred social media target(s):

Batshit Crazy Blog
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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


If you need more information about the Pill Font and the drugs it's made from, visit Crazymeds.
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