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Straitjacket T-Shirts: When you're crazy enough to let your medication do the talking for you.

Here you'll find a line of crappy shirts in a unique design obviously created by someone whose medications are not quite right. We hope these shirts will allow you to share your inner turmoil with strangers in the form of pithy sayings expressed in our singular Pill Font. T-shirts that spell it out with the meds for those who Just. Don't Get. It. Written with the real pills that comprised the psychiatric / neurological cocktails that we are now or have taken at one time or another. Some worked, most didn't. Maybe there are also some pills on these shirts that you have taken, are now taking, or will take. With any luck those medications are or will work for you. If you need more information about the medications on the shirts, visit Crazy Meds. To interact with other mentally interesting folks, stop by the forum / message board Crazy Meds Talk.

Click on the link to each section to find shirts taking you through a psychopharmacological didactic regarding our conditions and the issues involved with being mentally interesting. Most of which can be summed up as telling various mental illnesses and/or people to fuck off. That, or are aspects of a dialog that make sense only to those of you who are also aware of the reptilian conspiracy and are preparing for the time of reckoning.

We currently have over 70 designs - with more on the way - and 16 shirt styles for each design. Only you can determine if browsing this 'store' to find what you like is more or less annoying/frustrating/disappointing than trying to find something you like at a large Goodwill in sketchy neighborhood, or a Hot Topic in an upscale mall. Take a look over here for mugs and bumper stickers.

Bipolar Rollercoaster

Bipolar Rollercoaster
Shirts to buy during a manic spending spree:
I'm So Happy I Could Kill Myself
4 Team Bipolar Designs
Fuck Bipolar!
Bipolar Sucks!

alt.depressed.as.fuck

alt.depressed.as.fuck
As if you you deserved to buy these shirts:
Whale Shit On The Bottom Of The Ocean
3 Team Depression Designs
Fuck Depression!
Depression Sucks!

Anxious and Panicked

Anxious and Panicked
Shirts that offer protection in a decidedly unsafe world, by letting people know you want them to leave you the fuck alone.
Designs for PTSD, Panic, Agoraphobia & Social Anxiety.
More to come.

Obsessed and/or Compulsive

Obsessed and/or Compulsive
OCD shirts. OCD shirts. OCD shirts. OCD shirts. Wash four times before wearing:
Team OCD
I Was Hoarding Before TV Made It Cool
Are You _Sure_ the Door's Locked and the Stove's Off?
And more!

My Brain Hurts

My Brain Hurts
Future rags to sop up the mess after your head explodes:
3 Team Epilepsy designs
Epilepsy Sucks!!
Fuck Epilepsy!!
My. Brain. Hurts!

Shirts for migraineurs are in the pipeline.

Shizophrenia Nation

Shizophrenia Nation
Messages for you to project into the minds of others

Schizophrenia Sucks!
Fuck Schizophrenia!
3 Team Schizophrenia designs

Those Crazy Meds

Those Crazy Meds
Shirts that let the meds express how you feel about your meds:

I Love My Meds!
Meds Suck Less Than Crazy
6 Meds "Made Me Eat It"
4 Meds killed your sex life and more!

Stigma Busting

Stigma Busting
Come out of the mental health closet with these shirts:

Mentally Interesting
Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious
Batshit Crazy
Medicated For Your Protection

Say it with Pills

Say it with Pills
Not otherwise specified shirts:

Occupy/Fuck Big Pharma
I Feel Fantastic!
I Always Take My Medicine
Extra Medication For All!
My Doctor Can Beat Up Your Doctor
and more!


Main Store Page Bipolar Rollercoaster alt.depressed.as.fuck Anxious and Panicked Obsessed and/or Compulsive
My. Brain. Hurts! Schizophrenia Nation Those Crazy Meds Stigma Busting Say it with pills

Anyone wishing to make a bulk purchase at a discount, or have me make a custom design, contact me via e-mail. My address is jerod23 at the domain gmail.com If the custom design is something you want exclusively, or it's something I feel I couldn't use, it would be more expensive than what shirts normally cost. The Pill Font is not a true font. I.e. I can't type the words. Each letter is a photograph.

If you want to use the pill font on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. You might find an even a better font to use and can make your own t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc.

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