cramptonstation : Innuendo, Suggestive and More
This is a collection of barely veiled sexual merchandise, for all you sluts (of both sexes) out there!
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MILF HunterMILF hunter...you do know what a MILF is, right? |
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Pervert CopThe Cop grabs the little boy' ass. That is why he is a pervert cop!! |
Sperm DonorWhy should blood donors get all the glory?? Show your pride as a sperm donor! |
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I want YOU!I want YOU! wear it at the bars when you are out trolling for molesters or any where else you want to cause a stir! Fun to wear just about anywhere you want!! Available with Red or Black lettering |
Sex Ed Honor RollThe perfect gift for that lover of yours that just makes you scream with delight! Let everyone know that they are a Sex Ed Honor Role Student! |
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Not that hornyThe perfect thing to wear when some unattractive person hits on you. Or useful for offening all kinds of people and other creatures. |
Sex ToysIndustrial Strength Sex Toys! Buzz your Fuzz |
Morals ChargeIf it's not a morals charge in Tijuana, I don't want to do it. A kinda sleazy statement, perfect for the right person to wear anywhere. |
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Just LayedWhether you are proud of your fresh eggs or bragging about your sexual good fortune, this is just the thing for you!! |
InjectionInjection is nice but I'd rather be blown! The lament of machines everywhere! |
Porn StarNow you can be a PORN STAR, even if it is only in your fantasy world! |
Boobies And who doesn't like boobs? |
More Suggestive StuffElectra Loves Daddy! Euripides by way of Carl Jung...and summarized in 3 little words |
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FellatioJust a suggestive word; why not try wearing it? |