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cramptonstation : Innuendo, Suggestive and More

This is a collection of barely veiled sexual merchandise, for all you sluts (of both sexes) out there!

Big Tits

Love's Electric Company

Love's Electric Company
Love's Electric Company--our motto: Let us remove your shorts

MILF Hunter

MILF Hunter
MILF hunter...you do know what a MILF is, right?

Big Dick's Halfway Inn

Big Dick's Halfway Inn
Big Dick's Halfway Inn--liquor in front, poker in the rear

Pervert Cop

Pervert Cop
The Cop grabs the little boy' ass. That is why he is a pervert cop!!

Sperm Donor

Sperm Donor
Why should blood donors get all the glory?? Show your pride as a sperm donor!

Total Blam Blam

Total Blam Blam
If this rings a bell with you, you should buy it!

Sexy College Girl

Sexy College Girl
Are you a sexy college girl? You need this!

I want YOU!

I want YOU!
I want YOU! wear it at the bars when you are out trolling for molesters or any where else you want to cause a stir! Fun to wear just about anywhere you want!! Available with Red or Black lettering

Sex Ed Honor Roll

Sex Ed Honor Roll
The perfect gift for that lover of yours that just makes you scream with delight! Let everyone know that they are a Sex Ed Honor Role Student!

Heywood Jablomi

Heywood Jablomi
Heywood Jablomi? A question or a name? You decide!

Not that horny

Not that horny
The perfect thing to wear when some unattractive person hits on you. Or useful for offening all kinds of people and other creatures.

Sex Toys

Sex Toys
Industrial Strength Sex Toys! Buzz your Fuzz

Morals Charge

Morals Charge
If it's not a morals charge in Tijuana, I don't want to do it. A kinda sleazy statement, perfect for the right person to wear anywhere.

Mother Trucker

Mother Trucker
A semi with the trailer lettered for Mother Truckers

Just Layed

Just Layed
Whether you are proud of your fresh eggs or bragging about your sexual good fortune, this is just the thing for you!!

Injection

Injection
Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown! The lament of machines everywhere!

Porn Star

Porn Star
Now you can be a PORN STAR, even if it is only in your fantasy world!

Boobies

Boobies
And who doesn't like boobs?

More Suggestive Stuff

More Suggestive Stuff
Electra Loves Daddy! Euripides by way of Carl Jung...and summarized in 3 little words

Eyebrows

Eyebrows
I can lick my eyebrows!!

Linquistic Skills

Linquistic Skills
For people who are good with languages or know someone who is.

Fellatio

Fellatio
Just a suggestive word; why not try wearing it?



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