cramptonstation : Less Weird Stuff

The designs here are just very hard to describe. There are pretty girls, anorexic girls, invisibility clothing, little red shoes...just sort of a catchall for stuff without another home. Take a look around!

God Chose Me	Horticulure You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think. This play on the word horticulture is attributed to Dorothy Parker	I'm With Stupid
Dyslexic Agnostic #2 I'm a dyslexic agnostic--I don't believe in DOG!	Dyslexic Agnostic #1 I'm a dyslexic agnostic--I don't believe in DOG!	Don't Verb Nouns Tired of people verbing nouns? Express it!
Twilight Remember when Twilight was a Zone	Ghost Dancer Ghost dancers were part of a Native American religious movement that culminated with the events that were to follow at Wounded Knee	Chinese Musician A statue of a Chinese Musician
Sheshatshit Sheshatshit is a remote town in Labrador, Canada...with a funny name	Eat Poo Maybe slightly nicer than eat shit, but not really that much. Show your attitude!	Malthus To Restate Malthus: there will be a population problem as long as fucking is more popular than dying!
Girl Flowery letters spell out "Girl"; wear or display it whatever your gender!	Flirt Tell the world that you are a flirt with these fine items!	gloomy depressed,gloomy,sad,bummed out? Show It!!
Proposal A man on bended knee asks a nude woman for...	Dan the Buffalo Dan the Buffalo	Black Hearted Banker Just the thing for the black hearted banker in your circle of friends (or enemies)!
Real Cowboys Real Cowboys ride horses, not trucks	Lizard King A quote from Jim Morrision--I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!	Cereal Killer Show the world you talents as a cereal killer!
DB Cooper On Wednesday, November 24, 1971, a man traveling under the name Dan Cooper hijacked a Boeing 727-051, with the threat of a bomb. He received $200,000 ransom & parachuted from the plane into history. Y	FARMER Farmer...kinda like a police or SWAT team shirt, but it says FARMER instead!	My Six Friends My Six Friends Provide Good Protection...
Guns Don't Guns Don't Kill People	Star A nice golden star to display or wear when you want to pretend that you are someone great. Even better if you are someone great. Great for your self-esteem!	Rude & Crude A bile green lettering lets others know that you are rude,crude and socially unacceptable. Perfect for that first date!
Pluto Pluto dropped from the Sun's Team--the Solar System is one short, are they courting Xena?	LOVE The word love in large glowing neon letters. Perfect for any occasion!	Larger I'm Pretty There are people who wanted this image BIGGER, so here it is. Samr Pretty Girl, just more!
My Blankie My blankie loves me. Does yours?	I'm Pretty A pretty girl...and a bit of bragging. Or delusion?	Can't See Me! An invisiblity item, this keeps people from being able to see you, especially if you are delusional enough to believe it!
Exact Center of the Known Universe You always wanted to know where the exact center of the universe is; here is the photographic detail.	Too Skinny! A nearly skeletally thin dancing girl wonders if she is too fat in one design and assures us that she in not anorexic in the other.	Pretty Girl with Hat A line drawing of pretty girl wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette in a cigarette holder.
Red Shoe A pretty little red shoe