Welcome!
This is my new online store! Thanks to CafePress.com, I am now selling a number of products with my very own unique graphics on them.

My name is J. Belinda Yandell, aka "the Crafty Wench," and I am an active artist/crafter/jewelry maker/writer in Nashville, TN. Some of the designs are taken from my own paintings and prints. Some were made for friends and family, and some were created because I felt the need to express some emotion near and dear to my heart. Still others just struck me as plain funny!

Flamingo I'm just a Pink Flamingo on the Green Grass of Life	Fun to Collect Men: Fun to Collect & Trade!
Drifted I used to be Snow White...but I drifted	My Book Club My Book Club Can Drink Your Book Club Under the Table
The Last Time I Cooked The Last Time I Cooked, Hardly Anybody Got Sick	You were meant for me Yes, some relationships are fate..... Others are just simple karma.
Tomato Bandit WANTED: The Great Tomato Bandit for the brazen theft of fruits and vegetables	You can't make me Don't wanna, ain't gonna, and you can't make me
Don't Make Me Kill Again Please don't make me kill again, I can't afford the bad karma.	Full Recovery Born and Raised Catholic, but hopeful for a full recovery
Catholics Really Know How to Party Catholics Really Know How to Party	Prozac in My Coffee If you want me to be happy about it, there'd better be Prozac in my coffee.
Cynical No matter how cynical I get... It's never enough to keep up.	Veni, Vidi, Velcro I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Crafty Wench	If at first you don't succeed If at first you don't succeed, do it the way Mother told you to!
I need a man.... When they invent a vibrator that can mow my lawn, i won't need a man at all.	It came with the house I have a kitchen because it came with the house
Retail Therapy It's not shopping, it's retail therapy	If Being a Mom was Easy If being a Mom was easy, a man could do it!
Peace on Earth 2 Peace on Earth? I'd settle for peace in my library!	World Peace Sure, world peace would be nice. But I'd settle for a nice piece.
Truth and Knowledge "Whoever sets himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." Albert Einstein	Home Improvement Hell I've been through Hell. It's called Home Improvement. Stop me before I start another project.
MOM Magnificent Outstanding Mother	Bead Maniac Compulsive Beading Maniac
YOU CAN DO IT! Y. C. D. I. (You can do it!)	Craft Junkie Proud to be a Craft Junkie (I am, therefore I craft.)
High School Never Ends OMG... High School Never Ends	I make boys cry I make boys cry and grown men run home to Momma.
Men Playing with Fire Boys grow up being told not to play with fire. Which is, of course, why men love their barbecue grills.	Fabulous Most people are too dumb to understand how fabulous I truly am.
Men are Like Dogs Men, like dogs, are usually found lying around the house. And, also like dogs, they are usually begging you to feed them or rub something.	Too Much to Ask It really is asking too much of a woman to raise her kids and her husband, too.
Sex and Shopping Shopping is better than Sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can always exchange it for something you really want.	Old Woman with Cats I'm just one bad relationship away from becoming an old woman with a houseful of cats.
Too Drunk to Remember I'm too drunk to remember whether I'm Irish or not.	Never Mind Kissing Me Never Mind Kissing Me, Just Don't Throw Up on Me.
It's A Law I'm Irish. I have to be drunk today. It's a Law	Not Crazy I'm not crazy.... that's just my shrink's stupid opinion
Absolute Power All I want is a loyal dog, a good book and absolute power	Evil I wouldn't say I'm evil.... but other people might.
Bad Reputation I've worked damn hard for my bad reputation	Moodswings Beware of Mood Swings: If you don't like me today, please check back tomorrow.
The Only Gay Eskimo I may be the only gay eskimo in my tribe, but my igloo is simply fabulous	Depressed Procrastinator As a chronically depressed procrastinator, i frequently consider suicide, but luckily i never get around to it
Of Course I'm Gay Of course, I'm Gay. Straight men don't dress this well.	A Dog at the Table There is nothing in the whole wide world as hopeful and optimistic as a dog at the dinner table.
Already an Asshole I was going to curse my ex, but it turns out he was already an asshole.	Judge Not Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged an Idiot
Profanity "Profanity is the crutch of the illiterate mutherf#@$!"	Enjoy Misery Why do you keep trying to cheer me up when it's obvious how much I enjoy my misery?
If I had known.... If I had known what kind of day it was gonna be, I'd have started drinking earlier.	When Dogs Write Love Letters When Dogs Write Love Letters: "I love you more than rolling in stinky stuff."
Why Cats Shouldn't Write Love Letters Why Cats Shouldn't Write Love Letters: "I love you more than a million dead mouses...."	All About the Chocolate 2 Valentine's Day... It's all about the chocolate
How do I love thee? How do I love thee? Let me count the positions....	Real Love Valentine's Day is about love. Real Love. Love that Lasts Forever. And I love chocolate.
Ransom Note Bring me chocolate or you'll never see Cupid again....	All About the Chocolate Valentine's Day. It ain't about love. It's all about the chocolate.
Sex for Candy Valentine's Day... the one day of the year you're allowed to exchange candy for sex.	Screw Valentines Day Screw Valentine's Day... I'm just waiting for the marked-down chocolates on February 15th
If you've got the rope If you've got the rope, I've got the four poster.	Give Me Chocolate Screw the hearts and flowers... give me chocolate
BYOR Valentine's Day Valentine's Day at my place is strictly BYOR. (Bring your own rope.)	A Few Suggestions Tie me up, Spank me, Make me your sex slave... Just a few suggestions
Bitch-Slap Cupid If you see Cupid, bitch-slap that little punk for me, will ya?	You May Think You're Really Cooking You May Think You're Really Cooking, But I Think You Forgot to Turn On The Stove
Starry, Starry Nashville Love the arts? Love Music City? Vincent would be proud.	Tastes Like Chicken Gators really do taste like chicken!
Cats and Books "My cat and I like the same books. I, however, want to read them, while he prefers to sleep on them.... usually at the same time."	My Last Relationship It's true my last relationship ended badly, but it hasn't negatively affected my view of the opposite sex.
One More Bad Date Just One More Bad Date and I will not be responsible for my actions!	Nevermore Quoth the raven, Nevermore.
Sometimes it's not PMS Sometimes it's not really PMS, it's that the world is full of annoying stupid people.	If Republicans had souls If Republicans Had Souls, They'd Be Democrats
Men are like wine Men are like wine....	Do You Really Wanna Know? Do you really want to know whether I'm a good witch or a bad witch?
Wicked Witch The Wicked Witch of the West was a Rank Amateur	The Other 364 Days Maybe I'm wearing a costume the other 364 days of the year....
Gather Ye Rosebuds Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a flyin!	CRAFT a creative community
Odd and Misunderstood "Being a little odd and misunderstood doesn't make you an Artist... but it's a pretty good place to start."	I hope She Kept the Receipt If you're God's gift to women, I hope she kept the receipt.
God's Gift As a Matter of Fact, I AM God's Gift to the Opposite Sex!	I Love Halloween I love Halloween. It's the one time of year I get to scare people on purpose.
Santa and the Nice Girls Santa May Visit the Nice Girls on Christmas Eve, but He Visits the Naughty Ones All Year Long!	Dogs are Better than Men Dogs are better than men... If your dog strays, you're allowed to cut his balls off.
Dog Shirts Have the best dressed dog in the park, and impress your friends with your sense of humor.	Over the Rainbow "Somewhere over the rainbow, there's already a freakin' Starbucks...."
Miracle of Pharm 2 That I haven't killed you yet is entirely due to the miracle of modern pharmacology.	Rather Be Creative "I'd rather be creative than neat."
Cat and Books 2 My cat and I always like the same books. I however want to read them, while he prefers to sleep on them, usually at the same time.	Miracle of Modern Pharmacology "That I haven't killed you yet is entirely due to the Miracle of Modern Pharmacology."
Future Ritalin Junkie Hey it's a joke!	Rude, Crude & Tattooed Rude, Crude and Fabulously Tattooed
Mother Would Not Approve "Your mother would so not approve of me."	Peace in the Classroom Peace on Earth? I'd settle for peace in my classroom!
unacceptable "4 out of 5 mothers agree: Unacceptable."	Real Women When the going gets tough.... real women wear bunny slippers!
Full Potential It's the Modern Woman's Panic Attack #57.... "What if, at this very moment, I AM living up to my full potential?"	Guilt "Mothers, Food, Love and Career - The four major guilt groups." Quote from Cathy Guisewhite.
Cynical Single Woman's Calendar The Single and Cynical (with Good Reason!) Woman's Calendar....	What's my name? "I really DO have a name besides 'Mommy' -- I just don't remember what it is...." Mothers can relate!
Why Cats are Better than Men "I prefer cats to men. If your cat strays, you're allowed to cut his balls off."	Second to Good Books
Generic Holiday Greetings Political Correctness has gotten entirely out of control!	Fashion "I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." A clever quote from the incomparable Gilda Radner.
Bad Tomatoes When Good Tomatoes Go Bad....	Hairy Otter Muggles and wizards alike will do a double take.
Vincent "I have put my heart and soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." Quote from Vincent van Gogh.	Read Naked "People who really love books read naked." Clever and just a tad naughty, for REAL Book Lovers Only!
Books are the Best Friends Clever quote from author John Steinbeck reads, "Books are the best friends you can have. They inform you, they entertain you, and they don't talk back."	Love in Books A quote from William Faulkner's "Light in August": "Perhaps they were right to put love into books," he thought quietly. "Perhaps that is the only place it could live."
Quiet Desperation "How can I lead a life of quiet desperation when you keep screaming?"	Moo
My Favorite My favorite menage a trois is me and Ben and Jerry....	Paperback Writer "This paperback is interesting, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop." Alfred Hitchcock
Suicidal Writers "No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book. But many have while trying to write one."	I went to college and all i got was this lousy di I went to college and all I got was this lousy diploma.
Book Lovers Calendar & More The Crafty Wench's Amusing and Edifying Calendar for Book Lovers & Literary Enthusiasts.... Plus more great designs!	Just Here for the Coffee In cubby-land, it takes so little to make us happy.
When Good Elves Go Bad When good elves go bad....	Happy Holidays
Peace on Earth? Peace on Earth? I'd settle for peace in my living room!	I don't celebrate "I don't celebrate the holidays. I just try to survive them with a minimum of mental and physical trauma."
Books and Dogs From the wit and wisdom of Groucho Marx: "Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."	Psychiatrists Do It Like Crazy
I asked the Wizard for a Brain "I asked the Wizard for a brain, but he said it would only hurt my chances for a career in politics."	A Professor Is Someone Who Talks in Someone Else's
If I only had a brain If i only had a brain....	Philosophical The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
Liberal Arts 'Liberal Arts means knowing how to ask "Do you want fries with that?" in more than one language.'	Extremely High Maintenance And Damn Well Worth It Why not be proud of the fact: You're high maintenance, and worth every bit of it!
Saving My Booty for Captain Jack "Saving my booty for Captain Jack"	I Must Be A Pirate Cause I'm always chasing Booty "I must be a pirate, 'cause I'm always chasing booty."
Well-Behaved Women	The Pink Sheep of the Family "The Pink Sheep of the Family." So you're a little different....
I must not think bad thoughts Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil....	Karma We can only hope and pray that karma exists, and all the mean people get what what they deserve.
If work were so wonderful...	Working Stiff Calendar If you think work is a four-letter word....
Congenial Cats Great gift for the cat lover or book lover on your list!	Floggin' Bossie's Kinky but cute!
Heaven is.... Ah, the dream of every book lover!	Television is Educational Witty quote from the fabulous Groucho Marx on why television is educational! A great unique gift item for teachers, librarians, or anyone who loves to read.
Kafka's Dog	Dream Big, Dog
Based on a True Story	Good Witch or Bad Witch? Glenda would know!
Demons of Stupidity Oh, if only it were this easy!	American Idle Whether you're a couch potato or a retired champ, hey, be proud.
Glamor and Excitement	Maternity: Great Expectations When you're pregnant, you need two things: clothes that fit comfortably and a sense of humor. You'll find both in the Crafty Wench's "Great Expectations" shop.
Preggers Tell the world that you've got a bun in the oven! This design is available in a number of different colors.	No Place for Wimps
Pregnancy Sucks "Pregnancy Sucks. Can't somebody get this kid to stop tap-dancing on my bladder?" Say what you really feel!	Brad and Angelina When you're pregnant, you need a sense of humor.
Goth Baby Who says moms can't be hip and stylish?	Too Dark to Read Rainbow Wit and wisdom from Groucho Marx: "Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." New design incorporates bright vibrant colors of the rainbow...
Too Dark to Read Black and White From the wit and wisdom of Groucho Marx, "Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." Now in a bold black and white design that is simply elegant.	Too Dark Blue
Cutiepi (Geek Babe)	Cutie
The Ideal Life From the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain, the formula for the good life!	Burning Books Reading is cool.
A Man and His Tools	Who is this Karma Chick?
Rule the World	Gingerbread Women Why do the gingerbread MEN get all the credit for being yummy?
Death and Taxes	Good Girl Gone Bad Retro
Good Girl Pirate Girls are Pirates, too.	Outside the Lines
You Can't Scare Me	Black-Hearted Wench
Just a voodoo doll in the pin factory of life Cynical, yeah, but funny.	Queen of Chaos
Wicked Wench Arrrrr, Matey!	In Case of Mood Swings
Smile...It Make's 'em Wonder Maybe the reason for her mysterious smile was a naughty secret.....	Scream for Coffee
God Created Coffee	Run Over by My Own Train of Thought
Corporate Policy on Dead Horse Did you get this memo?	Divinely Decadent Diva Express your inner diva!
Some days it's just not worth chewing thru the str For those really tough days....	Adore me now, avoid the rush Give 'em fair warning!
What She Really Wants Put a little spice in your holidays!	Ho to the Third Power You're too hip for the traditional "ho, ho, ho!"
Fabulous Granny Grandmothers aren't just little old ladies anymore!	St. Mark's Academy for Wayward Youth
CRAFTy Wench I designed this for our local crafters group, and put my own company name on the back, but at a local event, everybody wanted my shirt!	Christmas Crap Oh Crap, It's Christmas Again.... i'm still recovering from last year.
Does This Hat Make Me Look Fat? Does this hat make me look fat?	Religious Differences My husband and I have religious differences. He thinks he's God and I don't.
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt $20.99