My wife and I have always been considered to be the greatest couple ever. Really. The whole world voted and we won. I think I've got the trophy around here somewhere to prove it.
Anyway, ever since we met, we've been making each other laugh....and sometimes we've made our friends and family laugh too. In fact, the only people that we have'nt made laugh are all the losers in the greatest couple ever contest. They were just bitter. Losers.
Not long ago I was working very hard at my day job. By working I really mean surfing the internet for a way to make it rich, quick. I wanted to be rich quick because then I wouldn't have to work tomorrow. I found Cafe Press. The T-Shirt millionaire incubator. After reviewing the incontravertible probability of success, we opened our shop, and loaded our designs. This time next week, we'll be on easy street.