I was born early in my life of an Illuminati father and Yeti mother. Ynos, of the Sirius solar system, midwifed.

After being expelled from M.I.T. (Midlothian Institute of Theocracy) for proving that the human race was created during an apolcalyptic group procreation party during the meltdown of Saharan nuclear reactor (when the Sahara was a summer playground for species from all over the galaxy), I became a short-order cook in Mad Dog, Texas ("No, that's a blond hair in your soup. It couldn't have come from me.")

This CafePress Store helped finance my purchase of the Ferrari Barchetta driven my Ascari in the 1951 Carrera Panamerican. Thank you for your support.

Fnord.