I enjoy sleeping, eating, and treating my frequent heartburn. My Beyonce and I have a small animal that we are training to box. We plan to wed in the Spring, not the animal though. If you have any bright ideas, pass them along, maybe I can turn them into a beer stein or a thong. My future plans include getting a job, making my own television program, and becoming an alderman.

I deal with videography, photography, writing, and herding wild mongeese. I have made two feature length documentaries: "P.E.P." about St. Louis's own king of public access, the late Pete Parisi, and "T51: The Eve of Destruction," about a local Target stores demolition and its emotional effects on the employees and customers.

For more info., please contact me at jim @diabetoboy.com