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The World's First Elf Rapper
Upstate, SC

Robby The Elf, just google it yo.

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Well, it all started back in the day when Santa was visiting the mall in Michigan. The
Michigan Mall, I think. You see, back then, Santa used to have elves accompany him
while traveling. After all, do you really think it's Santa that feeds the reindeer and
cleans up after them? Ew.
Anyways, I'm Robby the Elf, half elf on my mama's side, Eva Elf. My dad, Bobby
Becker, one fly guy local dude, saw my mom and it was love at first sight. And a little
elf magic too. Yeah, Dad thought Mom's "the bomb".
My mom stayed after Santa left at a small elf colony called The North Side. It's
located in The Mystified Forest on the north side of the south side of Michigan. My
parents fell in love and got married. Then I was born. Mom said I was so cute my face
belonged on a stamp.
My mom taught me elf folklore and Dad taught me to shoot hoops. I went to school
at Lake Michigan State University, a private school specifically for elves, to study
chair building for Santa. I built chairs for ipods, 'cause they're cool.
But my desire has always been to perform. I've enjoyed different genres of music
and developed what we call 'Christmas Crunk'.
So with Santa's blessing, I'm now an elf underground. Beating the streets 'cause
nobody's gonna give an elf a record deal just because he knows Santa.
Well, that's about it. Anyone interested can find me all over the net. I have songs &
touring info posted on myspace, there's a fan club on facebook, videos on youtube
and yahoo, and probably other sites as well.
Robby The Elf. Just google it yo.

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