Traditional Eastern thought, contemporary twist. Whether you're a Buddhist or a Taoist, a disciple of Confucius or a seeker of the Way, here, you'll surely find fun and funny designs for the ancient bearded philosopher in you. All profits will be donated to the Center for Chinese Studies at UCLA.

What Would Confucius Do? Confucius Say: "What Would I Do?". When faced with life's difficult questions, let an old Chinese dude be your guide. WWCD? swag is the best thing since Yan Hui.

A White Horse Is Not a Horse Confuse and piss off Mohists, Confucianists, and all your friends with the very argument Sophists have been using to annoy people for millennia.