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Monkey BoyEvil, pure and simple, from the Eighth Dimension! Gee, that would make a good t-shirt, too. Kinda wordy, though. |
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Feral GeekA proud statement, or a warning? Multiple uses! |
EvolutionHey, guess what? I found these items on a beach. Wonder if they evolved? |
Nutrition makes me pukeSit next to the carrot-munching, yogurt slurping, self-righteous nutrition and healthy eating morons in the lunchroom and really enjoy your junk food from the vending machine! |
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Tipping is not a city in ChinaTipping is not a city in China... so come on, deadbeat. Fork over a couple bucks here. Ideal for waiters, waitresses, deliverypersons. Not limited to oriental food; works for pizza delivery too! |
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dyslexics have more fnuIs it politically correct to make fun of persons with learning disorders? No, but then this probably looks correct to them. Everyone wins! |
eat wiselyA philosophical observation on the vagaries of existence. |
eff the ineffableIn other words, tell 'em to eff themselves. Even better, pick up the book of the same name. |
Eff the Ineffable,Scrute the Inscrutable (Paperback) $28.95 |