commentwear by kgb 

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by kgb...

Speak softly
but wear a big shtick!

Laws of Physics!

Laws of Physics!
And get that screwy Vulcan out of my engine room!

If my answers frighten you, then you should cease

If my answers frighten you, then you should cease
Warn them first, before you get medieval on them.

Monkey Boy

Monkey Boy
Evil, pure and simple, from the Eighth Dimension! Gee, that would make a good t-shirt, too. Kinda wordy, though.

i AM the boss of you

i AM the boss of you
End all debate on the subject and show 'em who's in charge.

Truly Great Madness

Truly Great Madness
Deep philosophy, and a warning to the mundanes.

dyslexics have more fnu

dyslexics have more fnu
Is it politically correct to make fun of persons with learning disorders? No, but then this probably looks correct to them. Everyone wins!

I am a professional...

I am a professional...
Inspire respect in those around you.

Feral Geek

Feral Geek
A proud statement, or a warning? Multiple uses!

Evolution

Evolution
Hey, guess what? I found these items on a beach. Wonder if they evolved?

Nutrition makes me puke

Nutrition makes me puke
Sit next to the carrot-munching, yogurt slurping, self-righteous nutrition and healthy eating morons in the lunchroom and really enjoy your junk food from the vending machine!

flies spread disease. keep yours zipped.

flies spread disease. keep yours zipped.
Disseminate a vital public health message!

Tipping is not a city in China

Tipping is not a city in China
Tipping is not a city in China... so come on, deadbeat. Fork over a couple bucks here. Ideal for waiters, waitresses, deliverypersons. Not limited to oriental food; works for pizza delivery too!

eat wisely

eat wisely
A philosophical observation on the vagaries of existence.

eff the ineffable

eff the ineffable
Be both ineffable and inscrutable.


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