commentwear
by kgb...

Speak softly
but wear a big shtick!

Still under construction... please bear with us...

Crystal Methodist A sure-fire way to get people to talk to you about your religion.	Left Wing Liberal Nut Job Left Wing Liberal Nut Job
Monkey Boy Evil, pure and simple, from the Eighth Dimension! Gee, that would make a good t-shirt, too. Kinda wordy, though.	Laws of Physics! And get that screwy Vulcan out of my engine room!
Truly Great Madness Deep philosophy, and a warning to the mundanes.	I award you no points Surrounded by morons? Save time, wear the tee!
I am a professional... Inspire respect in those around you.	If my answers frighten you, then you should cease Warn them first, before you get medieval on them.
Feral Geek A proud statement, or a warning? Multiple uses!	Evolution Hey, guess what? I found these items on a beach. Wonder if they evolved?
Nutrition makes me puke Sit next to the carrot-munching, yogurt slurping, self-righteous nutrition and healthy eating morons in the lunchroom and really enjoy your junk food from the vending machine!	flies spread disease. keep yours zipped. Disseminate a vital public health message!
Tipping is not a city in China Tipping is not a city in China... so come on, deadbeat. Fork over a couple bucks here. Ideal for waiters, waitresses, deliverypersons. Not limited to oriental food; works for pizza delivery too!	i AM the boss of you End all debate on the subject and show 'em who's in charge.
dyslexics have more fnu Is it politically correct to make fun of persons with learning disorders? No, but then this probably looks correct to them. Everyone wins!	eat wisely A philosophical observation on the vagaries of existence.
eff the ineffable In other words, tell 'em to eff themselves. Even better, pick up the book of the same name.	Eff the Ineffable,Scrute the Inscrutable (Paperback) $28.95