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Capt. Hard-On Classic Thong




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The Man, the Myth, the Member. Straight from the pages of Hustler Humor magazine Capt. Hard-On is the protector of healthy sexual attitudes battling the forces of misinformation and narrow-mindedness.

  • Ladies Thong Underwear
  • 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
  • Size up for a looser fit
  • Super soft high end woven elastic trim
  • Made in the U.S.A. by American Apparel

Capt. Hard-On Classic Thong


Standard Fit
Body-hugging close contoured fit. Size up for a looser fit.
Fabric Thickness:
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Product Number: 030-26826460

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