Don't HangDog! It's a well-known myth that Every Time You Hang On Gear, God Kills A Puppy, so don't hangdog! |
See No Beta If you are like me, getting beta takes some of the fun out of climbing. Now you don't have to shut down blabbermouth with a screamed "NO BETA!" at the crux. Unless BetaBreath can't read, I suppose... |
Shut Up and Climb! Listen to the Big Ape! After all, his predecessors have been climbing since before man walked on two feet... |
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Glorified Flagpole Sitters "Actually, we're just glorified flagpole sitters." A memorable quote from one of the greatest first Ascentionists in climbing, Warren Harding |
Climber BarCode When someone scans the crowd and sees you with this logo, they'll know you're not just a generic climber. Also Available: Boulderer and Mountaineer |
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Top Ten Things People Say to Climbers 10 - How does the rope get up there? 9 - You must not be afraid of heights. 8 - Are you training to climb Everest? .....and the Number One Thing People Say to Climbers: YER GONNA DIE!!! |
More Cowbell Rock Climber Style A set 'o hexes is music to the ears for the old-school climber. Or, fair warning that a newbie leader is on their way along the Gunks carriage road... |
When In Doubt, Run It Out Whoever came up with this slogan for trad climbing leaders was probably a bit nuts! |
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Climbing Cojones Real rock climbers have cojones, regardless of their gender. And of course we know YOU have them, but.... |
How's My Climbing? A ClimbAddict promotional design. No markup on items, you pay only CafePress base price. |
You're Nuts! A climbing gear cartoon, where Big Nose Pink Tricam gets the smackdown from a pair of nuts.... |
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Climbing Bum Boy Brief Undies! There are climbing bums and then there are climbing BUMS! This design is emblazoned on the rear of cute boy short panties. |
Sendital Climbing Caplets Want to climb harder? Boulder Better? Well then - you need a Sendital t-shirt! |
RCDotN00b How long til this iconic climbing logo gets booted? I dunno, so better order up if you want a piece. |
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Belay Bunny Tease your ropegun climbing partner with a Belay Bunny t-shirt. Especially if you lead harder that they do! |
Climbing On My Mind Finally, we found a way to use the uber-trendy skull motif in our "Climbing On My Mind" design!(TM) |
Chalk - The Other White Powder Climber's Chalk - That tell-tale clue that "someone" has a bit of a problem. A bouldering problem? |
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Burn Fat Not Oil Climb On, expending all the calories you can. Choose to use your time in ways that don't add to the depletion of natural resources. Like oil.... |
Things Go Better With Rope It's in the back of your mind...rope is... Just don't get too nostalgic while you're belaying and forget that rope adds life! |
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Sigg Bottles with ClimbAddict Graphics ClimbAddict has both .6 liter and 1 liter Sigg bottles with some of our most populuar designs. Have fresh water on the hike in to your climb, or at the climbing gym. Drink Up! |
Yer Gonna Die!!! Sort of like a secret club handshake or whistle; only in a scream.... You know you're one of us when someone yells YER GONNA DIE!!! as you sketch your way up a line..... |
Rock Climbing Sticker Packs! ClimbAddict offers our most popular designs in smaller-sized sticker sets. Great for helmets, water bottles, adding to photo pages or whatever. |
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Send Like a Rock Star! "Climb Like a Girl~Send Like a Rock Star!"(TM) Whether you boulder at the gym or climb at the crag, or are bolder than than the hardest man you know, you do it with style. Rock on! |
It's All Fun & Games Until Somebody Craters" What can we say -ain't it the truth?! Design is "sad smiley" with overtext message "It's all fun & games until somebody craters..." |
Special Price - Get It Before It's Gone! For about a week, or so, you can get one item from our collection at a base cost. Here's your chance to get a new climbing t-shirt, or hoodie, or Sigg bottle, at a special price. |
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Belayer With Benefits Every climber is looking for a good belay. But finding a Belayer With Benefits(TM) ~ Now we're about to send the crux! |
Path of Least Existence If mountaineering began with the concept of gaining the summit by taking the path of least resistance, bouldering goes to the polar opposite ~ the path of least EXISTENCE! |
Chalk - The Other White Powder Wear your 'Chalk - The Other White Powder' t-shirt and every climber and boulderer will know exactly what you mean! |
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I Came, I Saw, I Failed Not everyone was born to become a Julius Ceaser. Maybe he came, saw and conquered but for some of us, just putting on our t-shirt right-side out is a big deal. Our version of the famous "Veni, Vidi, |
I Flashed the Blue Route All right - so it's not really nice to make fun of gym climbers. But we will anyway. |
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Do Not Drop Rock Climber Just in case your belayer needs help prioritizing - a reminder of what's important! Design is printed on the back, since the rock can't read...White w/Red print and Grey dropshadow. |
Your Lead Climbing Nut Bouquet Based on a famous artwork, our Nut Bouquet is certainly a way to show you "care enough to send the very best!" Whether swapping leads or organizing gear at day's end, shared gear exemplifies trust. |
Rock Star So you wanna be a big rock star, eh? Put on your climbing shoes, rack up and get climbing! Just don't forget the *little people* that helped you along the way - like your belayer... |
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Chrome Wings Available with Yosemite, Red Rock, Shawangunks, Adirondacks, Zion, Indian Creek, Smith Rocks Destinations |
ClimbAddict Promotional Items Help a girl out here, and sport items with our logo. These designs have no markup, so you get a bargain out of the deal, and we will be forever grateful. |
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Weekend Warrior For those waiting for the weekend to get out and climb, hike, bike, paddle, trail run, or just about any outdoors pursuit. "Weekend Warrior ~ End of the Weak!" |
Hold This Uh Ohhh.... If someone in a long robe who's carrying a sickle asks you to hang onto it for a second while he gives your partner a hand.... just say no! |
Beta Master Are you the one who's always got the beta(even when unasked)? Know someone like that who needs a smackdown? Or...you know...into alt lifestyle - besides climbing, I mean... Declare yourself Master! |
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Belay Slave Whether you are a loyal wingman to a first ascentionist with a sense of humor, the lover of a leader, or...you know...into alt lifestyle - Slave Away on belay! |
Boltits Climbers - People WILL be staring at your chest while you are wearing this bolted t-shirt, so be prepared with some good climbing remarks as a comeback. ! |
Quotations! Text-based graphics capturing the best adventure/climbing-related quotes from history. Click here for to view, and check in often as we add to the collection. |
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Falling Is Off Route Taunt the hangdoggers in your life with. Makes a ...memorable...gift for your sport climbing sig other! |
Climb On Classic Get out there and climb, with this classic design sure to get a smile at an rock crag. |
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Happy Joyous and Free Climbing For the sober climber, a play on the "Happy, Joyous and Free slogan from the AA program. |
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Blocks Rock climbing is for the kid at heart. Show the world your playfulness whether you're bouldering at the cliffs, in the gym, or hanging out at the campfire. |
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Gunks Cutaway The Gunks are where it's at when it comes to rock climbing and bouldering. This is the perfect t-shirt to wear when you're on the road. Show pride in your crag with ClimbAddict's Gunks Cutaway design |
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Girl with a Pair A special design for women. Tired of macho remarks and offers of help you don't need when climbing at the crag? Leave them speechless...or something...when they see you in this t. |
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JTree Nightline Scenic images featuring the stark beauty within Joshua Tree National Park. Photographs by Happiegrrrl. |
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OldSchool Whether you're of the old school climbing era, or following old school ethics in your climbing style, the iron piton symbolizes the strength, commitment and conviction required as a foundation for the |
"John Wayne Wouldn't" Hey - If the man wouldn't wear lycra, it's a safe bet he wouldn't be calling out "Take" either! |
Shawangunks - Established 1935 Climbing in the Shawangunks of New York began in 1935, when Fritz Wiessner, an accomplished European alpinist, spied the dramatic Millbrook ridge from afar and made the first ascent on what became kno |
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I Wanna Be a Cowboy/Climber! "An Ode to Tradition" - I wanted to be a cowboy,But the west was already won. So instead I became a climber, and it's a helluva lot of fun! - happiegrrrl |
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"Try for the Redpoint" Perseverence is the Sport Climber's best attribute, if they want to tick those hard routes. Playing off the old "try, try again" adage, our updated climber's version tells it like it is. |
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Keep Your Eye on the Fall What's the number one concern a traddie should be aware of on the route? Potential for problems in a fall, of course. This design plays off that old adage about being diligent. |
Sport Climbing is Neither Keep tradition alive, or wear this to your favorite clip joint. The battle may be over but the war rages on.... |
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"The Best Climber in the World is the One Having t Limited Edition - Designs will change often. Climber silhouette with the famous Alex Lowe "The best climber is the one who's having the most fun" quote. |
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No Stinking Beta! This design is for women and girls only(okay - and kids). We are sure you're only trying to be helpful, guys, when you tell us to "pull harder," or give step by step spray as to how YOU think we shou |
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"Get Sending!" Wars are won with a "can do" attitude; why not bring that mindset to that ultimate battle-the one with yourself? Afraid of that runout? Worried about the landing? Makes these words yours, and send! |
Sew It Up! Are you hardman enough to wear a shirt with a lady telling people what to do? In public? At the crag? Women - how about you? We thought so! Climb on. But remember - Sew it Up! |
Gravity~May the Force Be With You Why fall when you don't have to? If you're the superstitious sort, maybe this will be your lucky talisman, keeping you off the deck and sending those climbs instead! |
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Climb Naked! The most free climbing in the world of free climbing is doing it in the buff. Take it off and get it on - Climb Naked! |
Do It Onsight Mocking the 70's "Do It" shirts, our "Climbers Do It Onsight" design has just enough sleaze appeal to give people pause to consider whether you're serious. |
Hidden Valley Campground Hospitality Committee JTree - winter climbing mecca. Everyone knows Hidden Valley Campground is the center for socialization. If you've always got a drink ready, you MUST be on the committee! |
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Dean Poached Delicate Arch and All I Got... What does this say, to us at ClimbAddict? Go stealth, or don't mess with The Man. But that's just our opinion. Photo used courtesy of the National Parks Service. Your tax dollars at work - Thanks! |
"Terror Alert" Climbing is dangerous, and it's normal to be scared. Out on the cliff, traversing an exposed section, wondering if your belayer will hold you if you fall. But just how scared should you be? |
"I'm Gonna Climb Those Rocks!" Watching old westerns and cartoons when we were kids, who didn't dream of growing up to be a cowboy or indian? I wonder...was it really the scenic cliffs and boulders that some of us really wanted!? |
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Partners have no excuse for bootying yer gear now! Avoid the dreaded "Is this your yellow mark or my yellow mark" at days end. Sort that gear and get after the beer! Specialty gear markers, inspired by the original Happiegrrrl Smiley Face(not availab |
Climbers Special! - Valentine's Day Valentine's Day will be here soon! Of course....what your favorite climber really want is gear, but maybe something from here can be just a little extra to give before that brand new cam.... |
