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-She Who Must Be Obeyed
-It's Good to be King
-It's Good to be Queen
-Grand High Poobah of Everything
-In Case of Emergency Please Apply Chocolate
-Cosmic Asparagus
-Quantum Chocolate
-Karma Carrots
-Enlightenm ent Eggplant
-My Cat Walks All Over Me
-My Dog Walks All Over Me
-Smarter Than the Average Mushroom
-I Have Issues
-King Of Lots of Stuff
-Queen Of Lots of Stuff
-Universal Person Code
-Department of Lame Excuses
-Sofa Spud
-I Don't Believe in Reality
-Jeweled Fabulous
-The Tao of Killer Bees
-Oops
-Star-C rossed Apricots
-Chaos in Action
-I Dream of Chocolate
-Beyond Awesome
-Inexplicab ly Appealing
-Amazingl y Perfect
-Queen Bee
-Supreme Exalted Leader
-Boss of the Universe
-So What's Your Point?
-Plays Well With Others
-Been There, Done That, Bought the T-shirt
-My Point Is...Nevermind
-Egg ceptional
-Reality Does Not Exist
-Regibenticus
-Paragillium
-Mer stalazoid
-Respect Your Mother (earth globe)
-Got Power?
-Enchantress
-Signal Your Intentions
-Whateve r (Olde English lettering)
-Whateve r (Formal script)
-Whatever (Gothic lettering)
-Of All the things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind the Most
-Wizard in Training
-Sorceress in Training
-Nosferath ree
-They're Not Hot Flashes, They're Power Surges
-Blah Blah Blah Yada Yada Yada Etc. Etc. Etc. Whatever
-This Side Up
-Thinking Cap
-Warning: Contents Under Pressure
-Thou Shalt Not Whine (Old English)
-Thou Shalt Not Whine (Formal Script)
-This is Your Brain on Chocolate
-Closed Sign
-Insufficient Memory Available
-Closed Mondays
-Hug Therapist
-Supreme Empress of Everything
-Been there, done that, can't remember anything
-Grand High Poobah
-Alien Invader
-Instant Human: Just add chocolate
-Etc.
-D on't blame me, it's a full moon
-The Queen is always right
-The King is always right
-Question Mark
-Reeking of Self-Importance
-Ge nuine Fake
-Powered by Chocolate
-Sample
-It IS All About Me
-The Queen Has Spoken
-The King Has Spoken
-Her Royal Highness
-His Royal Highness
-Empress of the World
-Yes, I Am the Queen!
-Yes, I Am the King!
-You may address the Queen
-You may address the King
-You may address me as Your Royal Highness
-Our first Valentine's Day together and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
-Quantum Hipppie
-Don't hate me because I'm Queen
-Grand Poobah
-Her Grand High Magnificence
-His Grand High Magnificence
-Price less Bar Code
-Put On Your Big Girl Tiara and Deal With It
-The Rabble Has Spoken
-Most Sublime High Mistress
-Most Sublime High Master
-Most High and Mighty Empress
-Most High and Mighty Emperor
-I'm Queen and You're Not
-The Big Cheese
-Queen of the Castle
-King of the Castle
-Excuse me, this is not the life I ordered
-Copyright -Born Again Hippie
-Princess
- What Time is Recess?
-4 out of 5 voices in my head recommend chocolate
-No gnomes were harmed in the making of this t-shirt
-The gnomes made me do it
-See things differently
-I procrastinate because
-Dogs have owners, cats have staff
-Got Catnip?
-If the cats ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy
-You're not the boss of me (my cat is)
-I was abducted by aliens. What's your excuse?
-I was abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
-My other car is a UFO
-This t-shirt is powered by alien technology
-The Official Cat Motto: I Want!
-Cat Wrangler
-Member of the Extraterrestrial Anti-Defamation Society
-Home is where the mother is
-Alien Overlord
-UFO just visiting
-Greetings Earthling
-Take me to your leader
-A closed mouth gathers no feet
-I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it
-Random Collection of atoms
-Warning: Do not read this
-Alien Ninja
-I haven't lost my mind, I just can't remember where I left it
-Too much of a good thing is wonderful!
-Worker Bee
-Don't get too close, the voices in my head are looking for a new home
And Many More!



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Circle B Designs : Popular Sayings And Wisdom Of The Humorous Kind : Popular Sayings

Sayings of wisdom, humor and attitude

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It Sounded Like A Good Idea At The Time

If It Goes Without Saying Why Are You Saying It

See No Evil Hear No Evil Date No Evil

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say
If you don't have anything nice to say, come hang out with me

I Used Up All My Sick Days

I Used Up All My Sick Days
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead

Build A Better Mousetrap

Build A Better Mousetrap
Build a better mousetrap and you'll just have a lot of dead mice

If You Do What You've Always Done

If You Do What You've Always Done
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten

Life's Not So Bad

Life's Not So Bad
Life's not so bad, when you consider the alternative

The More I Study The More I Know

The More I Study The More I Know
The more I study the more I know. The more I know the more I forget. The more I forget the less I know. So why study?

Why Do Today

Why Do Today
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

Even A Turtle Gets Nowhere

Even A Turtle Gets Nowhere
Even a turtle gets nowhere until he sticks his neck out

There's Too Much Apathy Around Here

There's Too Much Apathy Around Here
There's too much apathy around here, but who cares

Today Is The Tomorrow

Today Is The Tomorrow
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

The Difficult Is What We Do Today

The Difficult Is What We Do Today
The difficult is what we do today; the impossible takes a little longer

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off
I'm going to stop putting things off - starting tomorrow

It Is Better To Remain Silent

It Is Better To Remain Silent
It is better to remain silent and appear a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Procrastination Is The Art

Procrastination Is The Art
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday

Before You Give Someone A Piece Of Your Mind

Before You Give Someone A Piece Of Your Mind
Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get along with what you have left

A State of Panic Is Hereby Declared

A State of Panic Is Hereby Declared
A state of Panic is hereby declared

Never Make The Same Mistake Twice

Never Make The Same Mistake Twice
Never make the same mistake twice -- plenty of new ones are available

After All Is Said And Done

After All Is Said And Done
After all is said and done, there's a lot more said than done

Even If You Are on The Right Track

Even If You Are on The Right Track
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there

People Who Believe That The Dead

People Who Believe That The Dead
People who believe that the dead never come back to life should be here at quitting time

I Am Not A Pessimist

I Am Not A Pessimist
I am not a pessimist, just an optimist who suffers a lot

Th Past Always Looks Better Than It Was

Th Past Always Looks Better Than It Was
The past always looks better than it was, it's only pleasant because it isn't here

Don't Worry If You Get Kicked From The Rear

Don't Worry If You Get Kicked From The Rear
Don't worry if you get kicked from the rear, it only means you're out in front

When I Want Your Opinion

When I Want Your Opinion
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you

As Soon As The Rush Is Over

As Soon As The Rush Is Over
As soon as the rush is over, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. I worked for it, I owe it to myself, and nobody is going to deprive me of it.

Anyone Who Maintains Their Calm

Anyone Who Maintains Their Calm
Anyone who maintains their calm in the midst of all this confusion simply does not understand the situation

Everybody Has  Right To My Opinion

Everybody Has Right To My Opinion
Everybody has a right to my opinion

If I Look Worried

If I Look Worried
If I look worried it's because I'm thinking

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

You Who Think You Know It All

You Who Think You Know It All
You who think you know it all are very annoying to those of us who do

Keep Smiling

Keep Smiling
Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to

I Am Infalabable

I Am Infalabable
I am infalabable - for the most part

Housework Is Something You Do

Housework Is Something You Do
Housework is something you do that nobody notices unless you don't

He Who Dies With the Most Toys

He Who Dies With the Most Toys
He who dies with the most toys wins

He Who Dies With the Most Toys 2

He Who Dies With the Most Toys 2
He who dies with the most toys may win, but he is, nevertheless, still dead

Don't Bother Me I'm Having a Crisis

Don't Bother Me I'm Having a Crisis
Don't bother me, I'm having a crisis

I May Have My Faults

I May Have My Faults
I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them

Hard Work Is the Yeast

Hard Work Is the Yeast
Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough

Before You Meet the Handsome Prince

Before You Meet the Handsome Prince
Before you meet the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads

The Only Thing I Can Grow In My Garden

The Only Thing I Can Grow In My Garden
The only thing I can grow in my garden is tired

The Greatest Oak Was Once a Little Nut

The Greatest Oak Was Once a Little Nut
The greatest oak was once a little nut that held its ground

I Finally Got It All Together

I Finally Got It All Together
I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it

Company Policy

Company Policy
Company Policy:
Rule 1 - The boss is always right.
Rule 2 - When the boss is wrong, see Rule 1

We Live By the Golden Rule

We Live By the Golden Rule
We live by the Golden Rule - the one with the gold makes the rules

My Get Up And Go

My Get Up And Go
My get up and go got up and went

Frogs Have It Made

Frogs Have It Made
Frogs have it made - they eat what bugs 'em

Everything Cometh To Him Who Waiteth

Everything Cometh To Him Who Waiteth
Everything cometh to him who waiteth, so long as he who waiteth worketh like hell while he waiteth

I'd Enjoy The Day More

I'd Enjoy The Day More
I'd enjoy the day more if it started later

About The Time You Think You Can Make Ends Meet

About The Time You Think You Can Make Ends Meet
Just about the time you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends

Eat Drink And Be Merry

Eat Drink And Be Merry
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may diet

Dread One Day At a Time

Dread One Day At a Time
Dread one day at a time

Be Sure Brain Is Engaged

Be Sure Brain Is Engaged
Be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear

Blessed Are Those Who Run Around In Circles

Blessed Are Those Who Run Around In Circles
Blessed are those who run around in circles, for they shall be called big wheels

I Know That You Believe You Understand

I Know That You Believe You Understand
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you think you heard is not what I meant

A Minute On the Lips

A Minute On the Lips
A minute on the lips, forever on the hips

I'm Allergic to Morning

I'm Allergic to Morning
I'm allergic to morning

If You Obey All The Rules

If You Obey All The Rules
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun