Cicero's Soapbox : Attitudes (mostly Latin)

For centuries the greatest thinkers of the Western world expressed their greatest thoughts in Latin. Now you can express your modern sentiments using the same noble language as Caesar and Cicero.

Affairs of Dragons (Latin) Cave dracones! Latin text with English translation warns, 'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with fish sauce.'	Affairs of Dragons (English) Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.	Affairs of French Dragons Good advice in any language: 'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.'
Sh*t Happens (Latin) 'O the times!' said Cicero, 'O the morals!' Had he lived today, he might also have decried the excrement that happens.	Bag of Hammers Latin makes it sound grand and impressive, but it still just means "You're dumber than a bag of hammers."	Box of Rocks Latin makes it sound grand and impressive, but it still just means "You're dumber than a box of rocks."
Bring Beer. Now. Forget the niceties. The situation calls for beer, immediately. We have various ways, none of them subtle, to demand a tall cold one in no uncertain terms.	The Language Boast Of course you speak ancient Sumerian, Egyptian, or some other esoteric language. Doesn't everyone?	What Would Romans Do? Seeking guidance from the ancient Romans and their friends and neighbors.
LOLcaesar You'll have them Latin out loud with this image of Julius Caesar asking "I can has all Gauls?" in LOLcats Latin. Possum habet omnes Gallias?	Beam me up Beam me up, Scottish person! There's no sign of intelligent life here.	Failure to Communicate (Latin) What we have here is a failure to communicate--possibly because I'm communicating in Latin.
Older than Dirt (Latin) What better way to tell the world that you (or a forgiving friend) are Older Than Dirt than in Latin, the world's best known dead language?	The Horse You Rode In On Don't be fooled. These are the only Latin products that say '@$&% you and the horse you rode in on,' and not just '... and your horse.' For when pedantry won't take a back seat to attitude.	Talk Like a (Roman) Pirate Well, tremefac trabes meas (shiver me timbers)! It's one thing to talk like a pirate - talking like a Roman pirata takes real skill. On the day itself (Sep. 19) or year 'round, carrrrpe diem, matey!
Don't Tread on Me The American spirit of Independence expressed by the famous Gadsden flag in the ringing cadence of Cicero: Noli Me Calcare!	Book of Armaments Holy Grail Fans! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! But first, this reading in Latin from the Book of Armaments. Front: 'Then shalt thou count to three . . .' Back: 'Five is right out.'	No Guts, No Glory Declare your daring spirit with the bold language of Caesar: Sine Audacia Nulla Gloria: No Guts, No Glory!
Cogito Ergo Dubito (I think, therefore I doubt) A unique twist on Decartes' famous maxim 'Cogito Ergo Sum', updated for the modern skeptic: I think, therefore I doubt.	Not What I Meant (Latin) 'I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.' (Is it any clearer if I say it in Latin?)	Not What I Meant (English) If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with 'I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.'
Kiss Me, Beautiful Woman The pickup line for the ages! If you can read this, and you're a beautiful woman, greet me with a kiss!	Kiss Me, Handsome Man The pickup line for the ages! If you can read this, and you're a handsome man, greet me with a kiss!	Keep the Sol in Solstice Roman emperor Aurelian declared December 25 the festival of Sol Invictus, the Invincible Sun. Let's remember the true spirit of the holiday season by keeping the Sol in Solstice.
Roman Republic International Auto Sticker $4.49	'My Other Vehicle is a Chariot' Bumper Sticker $5.49	Same S**t (Latin) Bumper Sticker $5.49
Honk If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker $5.49