Cicero's Soapbox > A Most Sincerely Dead Language > My Sumerian Hovercraft

Long before the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook made 'My hovercraft is full of eels' a household phrase, there was the Dirty Sumerian Phrase Tablet: my flying boat is full of eels. Cuneiform text.

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