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Klingon 'Veni Vidi Vici' It's not widely known that Caesar didn't invent 'Veni Vidi Vici,' he just translated it from the original Klingon. Here we offer this great phrase as it was first spoken by Kahless the Unforgettable. |
Drop the Chocolate (Klingon) Your Klingon warrior can resist anything -- except chocolate. So beware the traditional Klingon battle cry: 'drop the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.' |
Don't Tread on Me (Klingon) The American spirit of Independence expressed by the famous Gadsden flag in the vigorous cadence of a Klingon Warrior: HIgho'Qo'! Don't Tread on Me! |
Klingon Wool Warrior Ready to do battle with that recalcitrant ball of yarn? Image has Klingon "Daqtagh" knives as knitting needles, with "Wool Warrior" and "Today is a good day to dye" in Klingon. English on back. |
Exclusive Bumper Stickers Messages in Klingon, Vulcan, and Federation Standard designed exclusively for the bumper of your shuttlecraft. |
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Klingon Christmas Alien holiday greetings and best wishes for "Peace on Earth (conditions permitting)." Good only while Klingon good will lasts. Cheerful red and green bat'leths complement Klingon and English text. |
got Klingon? got Klingon? Yes you do, if you have this version of the famous question with text in English and Klingon. |
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got honor (Klingon)? Do you have what it takes to be a Klingon warrior? In other words, got honor? This essential question posed in the Klingon language and English. |
Affairs of Klingons Do not meddle in the affairs of Klingons, for they are prepared to kill you where you stand. |
Affairs of Dragons (Klingon) Even Klingons avoid meddling in dragon affairs (in their language, {lung malja'}. |
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Not What I Meant (Klingon) 'I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.' (Is it any clearer if I say it in Klingon?) |
Failure to Communicate (Klingon) What we have here is a failure to communicate--possibly because I'm communicating in Klingon. |














