Cicero's Soapbox : Apocrypha : Older Than Biblical Dirt

What better way to tell the world that you (or a forgiving friend) are Older Than Dirt than in the commanding tones of the divine language of ancient Israel?

It's also possible to be older than dirt in:

Latin

Egyptian hieroglyphs

Sumerian cuneiform

Older Than Biblical Dirt (male) For guys: Older Than (Biblical) Dirt with masculine verb and pronoun forms.

Older Than Biblical Dirt (female) For gals: Older Than (Biblical) Dirt with feminine verb and pronoun forms.