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Stuff in Biblical Hebrew that you won't find in the Bible, no matter how hard you look.

Sh*t Happens (Hebrew)

Sh*t Happens (Hebrew)
'Time and chance,' says Ecclesiastes, 'happeneth to them all.' That's not the only thing. Excrement is also known to occur.

Failure to Communicate (Hebrew)

Failure to Communicate (Hebrew)
What we have here is a failure to communicate--possibly because I'm communicating in Biblical Hebrew.

Affairs of Hebrew Dragons

Affairs of Hebrew Dragons
Dragons? Sea serpents? Whatever 'tanniynim' meant in Biblical Hebrew, the 11th Commandment says thou shalt not meddle in their affairs: for thou art crunchy and good with salt. (If not with ketchup.)

Older Than Biblical Dirt

Older Than Biblical Dirt
What better way to tell the world that you (or a forgiving friend) are Older Than Dirt than in the commanding tones of the divine language of ancient Israel?


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