Sh*t Happens (Hebrew) 'Time and chance,' says Ecclesiastes, 'happeneth to them all.' That's not the only thing. Excrement is also known to occur. |
Failure to Communicate (Hebrew) What we have here is a failure to communicate--possibly because I'm communicating in Biblical Hebrew. |
Affairs of Hebrew Dragons Dragons? Sea serpents? Whatever 'tanniynim' meant in Biblical Hebrew, the 11th Commandment says thou shalt not meddle in their affairs: for thou art crunchy and good with salt. (If not with ketchup.) |
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Older Than Biblical Dirt What better way to tell the world that you (or a forgiving friend) are Older Than Dirt than in the commanding tones of the divine language of ancient Israel? |




