Cicero's Soapbox : Attitudes (mostly Latin) : Bring Beer. Now.

Forget the niceties. The situation calls for beer, immediately. We have various ways, none of them subtle, to demand a tall cold one in no uncertain terms.

Bring Beer. Now. For the serious beer lover who wants his brew served right away. A humorous way to get the message across with a minimum of fuss.	Bring Klingon Beer 1 Klingons get the best service in the galaxy. The next time you want your frosty brew right away, demand it in the warrior's language. 'Bring beer now' in Klingon with English translation.	Bring Klingon Beer 2 Klingons get the best service in the galaxy. The next time you want your frosty brew right away, demand it in the warrior's language. 'Bring beer now' in Klingon; no translation.
Bring Latin Beer 1 As Cicero could tell you, a peremptory demand for beer goes down easier when you make it in Latin. 'Bring Beer Now' in Latin, with English translation.	Bring Latin Beer 2 As Cicero could tell you, a peremptory demand for beer goes down easier when you make it in Latin. 'Bring Beer Now' in Latin only, without translation.	Bring Sumerian Beer 1 The Sumerians invented writing and immediately started writing about beer. Demand your brew the ancient Sumerian way: 'Bring Beer Now' in authentic cuneiform. With English translation.
Bring Sumerian Beer 2 The Sumerians invented writing and immediately started writing about beer. Demand your brew the ancient Sumerian way: 'Bring Beer Now' in authentic cuneiform. (Sumerian only; no translation.)	Bring Egyptian Beer 1 The pharaohs liked nothing better than a jug of fine beer, and you deserve no less. Demand your brew in authentic Egyptian hieroglyphs that say 'Bring Beer Now.' With English translation.	Bring Egyptian Beer 2 The pharaohs liked nothing better than a jug of fine beer, and you deserve no less. Demand your brew in authentic Egyptian hieroglyphs that say 'Bring Beer Now.' Egyptian only; no translation.