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Of course you speak ancient Sumerian, Egyptian, or some other esoteric language. Doesn't everyone?

Klingon 1

Klingon 1
Of course I speak Klingon. Doesn't everyone? Klingon text with English translation.

Klingon 2

Klingon 2
Of course I speak Klingon. Doesn't everyone? Klingon text only, for the truly superior galactic linguist who doesn't need a translation.

Latin 1

Latin 1
Of course I speak Latin. Doesn't everyone? Latin text with English translation.

Latin 2

Latin 2
Of course I speak Latin. Doesn't everyone? Latin text only, for the truly superior linguist who doesn't need a translation.

Egyptian 1

Egyptian 1
Of course I speak ancient Egyptian. Doesn't everyone? Hieroglyphic text with English translation.

Egyptian 2

Egyptian 2
Of course I speak ancient Egyptian. Doesn't everyone? Hieroglyphic text only, for the truly superior linguist who doesn't need an English translation.

Sumerian 1

Sumerian 1
Of course I speak ancient Sumerian. Doesn't everyone? Cuneiform text with English translation.

Sumerian 2

Sumerian 2
Of course I speak ancient Sumerian. Doesn't everyone? Cuneiform text only, for the truly superior linguist who doesn't need an English translation.


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