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         » Vercingetorix (Latin/English)
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   » Failure to Communicate (Latin)
   » Older than Dirt (Latin)
   » The Horse You Rode In On
   » Talk Like a (Roman) Pirate
   » Don't Tread on Me
   » Book of Armaments
   » No Guts, No Glory
   » Cogito Ergo Dubito (I think, therefore I doubt)
   » Not What I Meant (Latin)
   » Not What I Meant (English)
   » Kiss Me, Beautiful Woman
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   » Keep the Sol in Solstice
» Fantasy Languages
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      » Elvish Bibliophile 1
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   » Words for the Klingon Warrior
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      » Klingon Wool Warrior
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         » What Would Kahless Do?
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         » What Would Gowron Do?
      » Klingon Christmas
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      » Not What I Meant (Klingon)
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   » Say it in Vulcan
      » What Would Surak Do?
      » What Would Spock Do?
      » To the Death (Vulcan)
» In a Corner with a Book
» Veni Vidi
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   » I Want to Go Home
   » I Came, I Saw, I Knitted
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   » Klingon 'Veni Vidi Vici'
   » I Bought a Souvenir
   » I came, I saw, I threw up
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» Cicero Ipse Dixit
   » O Tempora! O Mores!
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» Latin 101
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   » Dog Ate My Homework
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» Hwæt!
   » Art of Teaching
   » Failure to Communicate (Old English)
   » What Would Beowulf Do?
   » Beowulf's Dragons
» From the Land of the Pharaohs
   » Egyptian Alphabet
   » What Would Cleopatra Do?
   » What Would Tutankhamun Do?
   » What Would Hatshepsut Do?
   » Affairs of Dragons (Egyptian)
   » Not What I Meant (Egyptian)
   » got hieroglyphics?
   » Older Than Egyptian Dirt
      » Older Than Egyptian Dirt (male)
      » Older Than Egyptian Dirt (female)
   » Failure to Communicate (Egyptian)
» A Most Sincerely Dead Language
   » 'Stuff' Happens (Sumerian)
   » Older Than Dirt
   » Auspicious Omens
   » What Would Inanna Do?
   » What Would Gilgamesh Do?
   » got cuneiform?
   » Affairs of Dragons (Sumerian)
   » Failure to Communicate (Sumerian)
   » Excess of Words
   » Precious Friend
   » Time Flies
» A Brief Nod to the Greeks
   » Euripides, Eumenides
   » Tappa Kegga Bru
» Random Thoughts
   » When My Laser Goes Off
   » God Loves Mosquitoes
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   » Don't Tread on Me
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   » 'The Flute'
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Cicero's Soapbox : Hwæt!

Anglo-Saxon attitudes expressed in the language that made Beowulf famous.

Art of Teaching

Art of Teaching
King Alfred the Great said, 'The Art of Teaching is the Art of All Arts', and we agree. Perfect gifts for any master of this art, or any student who admires his or her teacher's mastery.

Failure to Communicate (Old English)

Failure to Communicate (Old English)
What we have here is a failure to communicate--possibly because I'm communicating in Old English.

What Would Beowulf Do?

What Would Beowulf Do?
He won lasting glory by selflessly fighting and killing monsters no other man could face. When your own Gendel attacks, ask yourself: Hwæt Wolde Beowulf Don? (Text in Old English.)

Beowulf's Dragons

Beowulf's Dragons
Beowulf should have heeded our advice: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with spices. Rendered in Old English alliterative verse, like Beowulf’s own story.


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