Cicero's Soapbox : From the Land of the Pharaohs : Older Than Egyptian Dirt

What better way to tell the world that you (or a forgiving friend) are Older Than Dirt than in Egyptian hieroglypics?

It's now also possible to be older than dirt in:

Latin

Biblical Hebrew

Sumerian cuneiform

Older Than Egyptian Dirt (male) For guys: Older Than (Egyptian) Dirt with the masculine form of the word 'old.'

Older Than Egyptian Dirt (female) For gals: Older Than (Egyptian) Dirt with the feminine form of the word 'old.'