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         » Vercingetorix (Latin/English)
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   » Talk Like a (Roman) Pirate
   » Don't Tread on Me
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   » Cogito Ergo Dubito (I think, therefore I doubt)
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   » Not What I Meant (English)
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» Fantasy Languages
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      » Don't Tread on Me (Klingon)
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      » What Would Klingons Do?
         » What Would Kahless Do?
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         » What Would Gowron Do?
      » Klingon Christmas
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      » Not What I Meant (Klingon)
      » Failure to Communicate (Klingon)
   » Say it in Vulcan
      » What Would Surak Do?
      » What Would Spock Do?
      » To the Death (Vulcan)
» In a Corner with a Book
» Veni Vidi
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   » I Want to Go Home
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   » I Bought a Souvenir
   » I came, I saw, I threw up
   » Belle Prandi
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» Cicero Ipse Dixit
   » O Tempora! O Mores!
   » Persistence in Error
   » Wise Counsel
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   » Forever a Child
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   » See Spot Run
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   » Plays Well With Others
   » Eats Paste
» Baby Latin
» Hwæt!
   » Top Secret Anglo-Saxon
   » Been There, Done That
      » Anglo-Saxon without Translation
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   » Art of Teaching
   » Failure to Communicate (Old English)
   » What Would Beowulf Do?
   » Beowulf's Dragons
» From the Land of the Pharaohs
   » She Who Must Be Obeyed
   » Buy Me a Drink
   » Been There, Done That
      » Egyptian without Translation
      » Egyptian with Translation
   » Walk Like an Egyptian
   » Egyptian Alphabet
   » What Would Cleopatra Do?
   » What Would Tutankhamun Do?
   » What Would Hatshepsut Do?
   » Affairs of Dragons (Egyptian)
   » Not What I Meant (Egyptian)
   » got hieroglyphics?
   » Older Than Egyptian Dirt
      » Older Than Egyptian Dirt (male)
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   » Failure to Communicate (Egyptian)
» A Most Sincerely Dead Language
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      » Home Sweet Home
   » My Sumerian Hovercraft
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   » Been There, Done That
      » Sumerian without Translation
      » Sumerian with Translation
   » He Who Must Be Obeyed
   » She Who Must Be Obeyed
   » A Season of Peace
   » Sh*t Happens (Sumerian)
   » Older Than Dirt
   » Auspicious Omens
   » What Would Inanna Do?
   » What Would Gilgamesh Do?
   » got cuneiform?
   » Affairs of Dragons (Sumerian)
   » Failure to Communicate (Sumerian)
   » Excess of Words
   » Precious Friend
   » Time Flies
» A Brief Nod to the Greeks
   » Euripides, Eumenides
   » Tappa Kegga Bru
» Random Thoughts
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   » The Bassoon
   » 'The Flute'
   » 'The Harp'
   » When My Laser Goes Off
   » God Loves Mosquitoes
   » Hidden Drives
   » Don't Tread on Me
   » Fermat's Last T-Shirt
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Salvete, amici (Welcome, friends)!

When Cicero spoke, the Senate and the Roman People listened, because everything, from quips to quotes, sounds better in Latin.

Not into Latin? Check out our collection of t-shirts and gifts in languages from Sumerian and Classical Hebrew through English and French, with excursions into Klingon and Vulcan.


Stuff in Biblical Hebrew that you won't find in the Bible, no matter how hard you look.

Attitudes (mostly Latin)

Attitudes (mostly Latin)
For centuries the greatest thinkers of the Western world expressed their greatest thoughts in Latin. Now you can express your modern sentiments using the same noble language as Caesar and Cicero.

Fantasy Languages

Fantasy Languages
Messages in languages that haven't been spoken yet, or never were. Now featuring Klingon, Vulcan, and the language of the Old Ones.

In a Corner with a Book

In a Corner with a Book
Thomas à Kempis beautifully expressed what's in every book-lover's heart: 'In all things I have sought rest and nowhere found it, save in a corner with a book.'

Veni Vidi

Veni Vidi
Julius Caesar's classic expression of effortless military prowess: I came, I saw, I conquered. Offered in its original form and with various twists.

Cicero Ipse Dixit

Cicero Ipse Dixit
Quotes from the undisputed master of Latin eloquence, Marcus Tullius Cicero himself.

Latin 101

Latin 101
Introductory Latin for students of all ages.

Baby Latin

Baby Latin
Decartes said, 'Cogito Ergo Sum,' which is Latin for 'I think, therefore I am'. Babies say, forget all that; the truth is, there are other reasons to believe I'm here.


Anglo-Saxon attitudes expressed in the language that made Beowulf famous.

From the Land of the Pharaohs

From the Land of the Pharaohs
The Divine Speech (in its own terms, 'mdw nTr') of ancient Egypt lives again on gifts and apparel worthy of a Pharaoh's favor.

A Most Sincerely Dead Language

A Most Sincerely Dead Language
Timeless messages for today in ancient Sumerian, world's oldest recorded language.

A Brief Nod to the Greeks

A Brief Nod to the Greeks
The Romans were great fans of all things ancient Greek (well, almost), above all their greatest inventions: the alphabet and classical drama. But there were insights even the Romans missed . . .

Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts
That little corner of the store where they collect things that just don't belong anywhere else.

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