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Chucklenut Shirts > Funny Cancer Shirts & Gifts Please select a design from below to view all the wacky products that are available! It's the Cancer Talkin'! Sure, sometimes you act like a real bitch! It's not YOUR fault, it's the cancer talkin'! Cancer - All the pretty people have it! Just because you are fighting Cancer, doesn't mean you are not FABULOUS! Let everyone know with this great shirt. I'm Making Cancer My Bitch! Wear this shirt and let everyone know you are making cancer your bitch! I'm Making Cancer my Bitch! Make cancer your bitch with this nifty shirt. Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch! Is your Hubby making cancer his Bitch? Let him know you got his back with this nifty shirt. Cancer's my Wife's Bitch! Is your wife making cancer her bitch? Let her know you got her back with this spiffy shirt Cancer's my friend's Bitch! Is your friend making cancer their bitch? Let them know you are cheering them on with this retro design! Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Is your friend making cancer their bitch? Let them know you are cheering them on with this retro design! F#@K Cancer! Now here is a nifty FUCK CANCER shirt you can wear around the kiddos! Fuck Cancer Symbol That's right, the shirt says Fuck Cancer! You can wear this one to Grandma's house! She will have no clue what it says! Fuck Cancer This snazzy retro looking shirt pretty much says it all, "FUCK CANCER!" Cancer, Fuck You! Have you read the news? Cancer, Fuck You! Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch! Wear this shirt and let everyone know that cancer picked the wrong bitch to mess with! Cancer Sucks! Yep, Cancer sucks! Remind the kids of this with this nifty shirt. Remission There really is nothing better than remission! Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked Cancer's ass! Pretty People have Cancer It's true, all the pretty people are getting Cancer. It's almost trendy! Fabulous Cancer Just because you are fighting Cancer, doesn't mean you are not FABULOUS! Let everyone know with this great shirt. Kickin' Cancer's Ass Are you kickin' Cancer's Ass? Do you Know that someone that is Kickin' Cancer's ass? Buy this shirt for someone fighting Cancer! My Oncologist So you think your Oncologist is a tough guy huh? Wear this shirt to your next chemo and let the Dr. know. Chemo Cool Kid It's true, all the Cool Kids are getting chemo these days. Let everyone know how cool you are with this great shirt. Chemo Cool Kids It's true, all the Cool Kids are getting chemo these days. Let everyone know how cool you are with this great shirt. Chemo Whore Make a statement with this shirt. I don't know what that statement would be, but I think the shirt is funny. Tough Girl Are you a tough girl kicking some cancer ass? Wear this shirt in support of the pink ribbon. I Kicked Cancer's Ass! Let everyone know you are tough enough to beat cancer's ass with this great shirt. I already Kicked Cancer's Ass... Life is full of decisions. Give everyone the option to be next on your list of ass-whoopin's. Hell, you already beat Cancer's ass! Chemosabe Howdy Folks! rustle up one of these nifty shirts for your favorite Chemosabe! I Got Cancer... Do you have Cancer by the short & curlies? Let everyone know you got cancer by the pubes with this funny retro inspired t shirt. I Got Cancer by the Balls! Wear this funny shirt to let everyone know you got cancer by the balls. Now with more Radiation So you are getting some fancy radiation. Let everyone know you are "New & Improved" with this nifty shirt. Cancer can Kiss My Ass! I think we all agree that cancer can kiss my ass. Wear this shirt in support of the fight against cancer. Check them, or I will! You better check them out yourself, you don't want Mr. McFeely groping you! Hey Cancer... Wear this shirt and let everyone know that cancer picked the wrong Chump to mess with! I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk! Next time you do one of those nifty Breast Cancer Walks, wear this great shirt to show your support to the cause! Girlie Fuck Cancer This shirt pretty much says it all, FUCK CANCER! Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked cancer's ass! Don't Let Cancer... I remember my first time at second base, don't take that memory away from me. Get checked out! Wear this shirt in support of the pink ribbon and breast cancer. Save the Knockers! Show your support for those fighting breast cancer. Save the Knockers! Join the movement today! Save The Titties! The best way to catch breast cancer is by copping a feel on yourself, or your friend. Wear this shirt as a reminder. I'm Making Cancer My Bitch! If you are currently making cancer your bitch, you need this t shirt. Buy it for a loved one or wear it yourself, doesn't matter, the message is the same. Make Cancer your bitch! I'm Making Cancer My Bitch! If you are currently making cancer your bitch, you need this t shirt. Buy it for a loved one or wear it yourself, doesn't matter, the message is the same. Make Cancer your bitch! Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer! Nobody likes Mr. Cancer. Tell him to go to hell with this spiffy shirt! Fuck Breast Cancer Show your hatred for breast cancer with this great pink ribbon shirt! Squeeze Your Tomatoes Always remember to squeeze your tomatoes! Help fight breast cancer with this funny shirt. One More PET Scan... You just gotta love the PET Scan! Nothing like a Pringles can sized tube of radiation being crammed into you. Wear this dandy shirt to YOUR next PET Scan! Rub My Bald Head Just because you are now bald from all the chemo and radiation doesn't mean that guys stopped checking you out! Stay sexy with this great shirt. Balbylocks GoldyLocks ain't got shit on Baldylocks. Bald is beautiful! Let everyone know with this great shirt. Save The Titties! I can't think of any better way to prevent Breast Cancer than to cop a feel on your favorite tittie! Wear this shirt and let everyone know the score. Chemotastic! Don't let chemo get you down, you are Chemotastic! Let everyone know you are kicking Cancer's ass with this great t-shirt! Chemolicious! Don't let chemo get you down, you are Chemolisious! Let everyone know you are kicking Cancer's ass with this great t-shirt! I Made Cancer My Bitch! This is the shirt for everyone that has survived Cancer. Congrats on making Cancer your bitch! I Made Cancer My Bitch! This is the shirt for everyone that has survived Cancer. Congrats on making Cancer your bitch! No Hair Day Are you having a "No Hair" Day? Wear this shirt with pride. You are a fighter. Cancer ain't got shit on you. Kickin' Cancer's Ass! Are you or someone you know kickin' Cancer's ass? Let everyone know with this great retro inspired shirt. Cancer Sucks! This guy knows what he is talking about, cancer really does suck! Ask Me About My Eyebrows Losing your eyebrows has got to be the worst part of chemo. Let everyone know you have a sence of humor about it by wearing this great shirt. Cancerville Welcome to Cancerville, population, you! Laugh at cancer with this great shirt. Chemopalooza Chemo is a big ball of fun. Let everyone know that you are going to the party known as "Chemo"! Melaphukanoma Skin Cancer sucks. Let everyone know with this great shirt. I pinned Cancer Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked Cancer's ass! Geeky End Cancer This is for all the nerds and geeks out there. Cancer wrapped in the "End" HTML tag. Great cancer gift for that geek fighting cancer. Save yourself some scratch, use one of the coupon codes below! Where's My Stuff? Track your recent orders. View or change your order. Shipping & Returns See our shipping rates. Make a return or exchange. Need Help? Satisfaction Guaranteed. Visit our Customer Service.

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