I Survived Roe V Wade Your baby can sport this great shirt to let the world know that it supports the Roe V. Wade decision! |
2008 Vintage Did you just have a new baby? Slap one of these nifty little shirts on it to let everyone know when it was "bottled". |
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Dingo Bait Don't let a dingo eat your baby! Put your little bundle of joy into this shirt so that everyone will know to be on the lookout for dingos! A DINGO ATE MY BABY! |
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Proof Mommy puts out Let everyone know that you have no problems with "Going in halfsies on another" by dressing your baby in this nifty shirt. |
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Poop is the Shit A baby is a poop factory. Slap this shirt on your baby and watch as others chuckle when they read it. |
My Daddy has more Tattoos Do you have a lot of Tats? wear them proud and stick this shirt or bib on your little upcoming canvas. |
My Mommy has more Tattoos Do you have a lot of Tats? wear them proud and stick this shirt or bib on your little upcoming canvas. |
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Daddy Drinks Because I cry Daddy drinks because you cry. Remember that through life. I guess that is the number one reason we have so many strippers in the world today. |
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All Mommy Wanted Looking for that "special" something to give to your friend, THE BREEDER? Maybe all Mommy really wanted WAS a back rub. Be sure to ditch this shirt before the little one gets too old though. |
They Shake Me Looking for that "special" something to give to your friend, THE BREEDER? We all know babies are better shaken, not stirred. Please don't shake your baby! |
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Are You My Daddy Imagine the look on the babies unknown fathers face when he looks down to find the fruit of his loin wearing this shirt. Are you my Daddy? Probably not! Better luck next time, kid. |

























