Beer, it's swell! Beer sure is swell! Wear this great drinking shirt on your next trip out to the bars. Drunks unite! |
SugarTits Do you or someone you know have a nice rack? Buy them the Sugartits shirt and let them know you think their tits are sweet. |
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I Pee on Toilet Seats Let everyone know you pee on toilet seats with this great shirt. YOU NASTY BASTARD! |
Bee-otch! Get it? It says BITCH! If you didn't get it, you are too stupid to buy this or any other shirt from me. |
Swearing Makes Talking Fun! Try to talk to someone without swearing. NO FUN, Welcome to Squaresville! Then try spicing it up with some fancy swear words. Lots o fun. |
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Little Floozy Homewrecker Do you know a Little Floozy Homewrecker? Are you a Little Floozy Homewrecker? |
I'll be using these... Are you guilty of using your "taters" to get what you want? Let everyone know your intentions by wearing this shirt. |
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Not the Sharpest Tool Do you know someone that is a total "Tool"? If you do not know what a "Tool" is, maybe it's you that is the Tool! Buy this shirt! |
Get High Get High! We have heard that smoking pot is like a rocket ship trip to Kicksville! We don't endorse smoking weed here at ChucklenutShirts.com, but... |
I Steal Wireless Are you jacking the interweb from someone else? Don't blame you one bit. Let the world know you don't pay for that shit with this spiffy shirt. |
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I'm Hotter on the Internet Do you look better on the fancy internet than you do in person? Lots of people do. Let people know you look way hotter online. |
Quit Staring at my Tits Do you find that guys just stare at your tits when you are trying to talk to them? Maybe if you wear this shirt, they will look you in the eyes. |
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I'm Borderline Lesbian Are you one of those "Borderline Lesbians"? Do you only make out with the ladies when you are drunk at the local watering hole? Wear this shirt and let everyone know the score. |
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'! A lesbian friend of mine once told me that Eatin' wasn't Cheatin". I tried to apply this reasoning to the straight side of life, NO DICE! |
Daddy Fingerbang Are you Daddy Fingerbang? Let the ladies know you are on top of your game with this great shirt. |
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Always Wash Your Balls This is just plain old good advice, Always wash your balls! Nobody like stinky balls. |
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I Want Pudding! Who doesn't want more pudding? If you love pudding as much as I do, get yourself this dandy shirt! |
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Girl on Girl Action If you wear this nifty shirt to the bars, guys will be lining up to buy you drinks! |
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Single & Disease Free If you are on the Market and looking for a lover, why not wear this shirt and let everyone know you ain't got no diseases! |
Crackerville Crackers White people are just crazy! Support The Crackerville Crackers with this great shirt! Why number 73? Why not... |
No Psycho Biaaatches No guy wants a Pyscho bitch stalking him. Let all those Biaaatches know you don't roll like dat! |
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Tight Like Prom Night Girls, have you been keeping your junk in good shape over the years? Let everyone know your stuff is TIGHT LIKE PROM NIGHT with this great retro shirt! |
Fat Chicks Dig Me Why do fat chicks love you so? Is it because you smell like bacon? Wear this shirt and let them know you are open for business! |
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Internet Superstar Are you an Internet Superstar? Wear this shirt and let the other "Randoms" know you are open for business. |
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Goodtime Charlie Everyone loves GoodTime Charlie. GoodTime Charlie Loves to have a good time. Let everyone know you love GoodTime Charlie by wearing this shirt. |
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Lusty Wench Pirate Wenches are hot. Do you know a Pirate Wench that needs this shirt? Buy it for her now! Maybe she will give up the booty... |
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Local internet Celebrity Do you really think you are a local internet Celebrity? Why not buy this shirt and let everyone know your celeb status. |
Local internet Celebrity Do you really think you are a local internet Celebrity? Why not buy this shirt and let everyone know your celeb status. |
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday? I just don't get it. What is this great looking, retro inspired t shirt trying to tell me? |
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I Bring Nothing... Are you just another lazy Shitbag? Do you have NOTHING to bring to the table? Warn people, so they don't get their hopes up, with this great shirt. |
No Fatties, No Trannies Funny, retro and vintage inspired t shirt. Now this is a little nugget of advice you can live by! |
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Die Frat Boy! Frat boys really are the worst of everything. Let them know how you feel about them by wearing this shirt. |
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Captain Awesome With this shirt, you too can be Captain Awesome! (Even if you are really just a dork!) |
Your Mom is in my Favorites Do you have someones Mom in your cell phone favorites? This shirt lets everyone know you are playin' someones Mom. |
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Skin Bus to Tuna Town Hop onboard the Skin Bus to Tuna Town. This shirt will make you the hit of any crowd. As long as you run around with a bunch of pervs. |
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Awkward Morning Nobody likes awkward mornings. Let everyone know you hate them as well with this shirt. |
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Swearing makes Talking Fun! Try to talk to someone without swearing. NO FUN, Welcome to Squaresville! Then try spicing it up with some fancy swear words. Lots o fun. |
