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Beer, it's swell!

Beer, it's swell!
Beer sure is swell! Wear this great drinking shirt on your next trip out to the bars. Drunks unite!

SugarTits

SugarTits
Do you or someone you know have a nice rack? Buy them the Sugartits shirt and let them know you think their tits are sweet.

Poop is the Shit!

Poop is the Shit!
Poop is the shit! If you love to poop, show everyone with this shirt.

I Pee on Toilet Seats

I Pee on Toilet Seats
Let everyone know you pee on toilet seats with this great shirt.
YOU NASTY BASTARD!

Bee-otch!

Bee-otch!
Get it? It says BITCH! If you didn't get it, you are too stupid to buy this or any other shirt from me.

Swearing Makes Talking Fun!

Swearing Makes Talking Fun!
Try to talk to someone without swearing. NO FUN, Welcome to Squaresville! Then try spicing it up with some fancy swear words. Lots o fun.

Little Floozy Homewrecker

Little Floozy Homewrecker
Do you know a Little Floozy Homewrecker? Are you a Little Floozy Homewrecker?

I'll be using these...

I'll be using these...
Are you guilty of using your "taters" to get what you want? Let everyone know your intentions by wearing this shirt.

DRUNK!

DRUNK!
Wear this shirt and let the world know you are a drunken floozy!

Not the Sharpest Tool

Not the Sharpest Tool
Do you know someone that is a total "Tool"? If you do not know what a "Tool" is, maybe it's you that is the Tool!
Buy this shirt!

Get High

Get High
Get High! We have heard that smoking pot is like a rocket ship trip to Kicksville! We don't endorse smoking weed here at ChucklenutShirts.com, but...

I Steal Wireless

I Steal Wireless
Are you jacking the interweb from someone else? Don't blame you one bit. Let the world know you don't pay for that shit with this spiffy shirt.

Pimps Don't Fall in Love

Pimps Don't Fall in Love
Let all those bitches know that pimps don't fall in love. Step off bitches!

I'm Hotter on the Internet

I'm Hotter on the Internet
Do you look better on the fancy internet than you do in person? Lots of people do. Let people know you look way hotter online.

Quit Staring at my Tits

Quit Staring at my Tits
Do you find that guys just stare at your tits when you are trying to talk to them? Maybe if you wear this shirt, they will look you in the eyes.

I'm Borderline Lesbian

I'm Borderline Lesbian
Are you one of those "Borderline Lesbians"? Do you only make out with the ladies when you are drunk at the local watering hole? Wear this shirt and let everyone know the score.

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'!

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'!
A lesbian friend of mine once told me that Eatin' wasn't Cheatin". I tried to apply this reasoning to the straight side of life, NO DICE!

Daddy Fingerbang

Daddy Fingerbang
Are you Daddy Fingerbang? Let the ladies know you are on top of your game with this great shirt.

MILF

MILF
Are you a MILF? Wear this shirt and let everyone know you still got it!

Oh Snap!

Oh Snap!
I don't know what this means, really, but all the young kids are saying it. Oh Snap!

Always Wash Your Balls

Always Wash Your Balls
This is just plain old good advice, Always wash your balls! Nobody like stinky balls.

I Want Pudding!

I Want Pudding!
Who doesn't want more pudding? If you love pudding as much as I do, get yourself this dandy shirt!

King Shit

King Shit
Let everyone know that you are King Shit with this great looking retro t-shirt.

Girl on Girl Action

Girl on Girl Action
If you wear this nifty shirt to the bars, guys will be lining up to buy you drinks!

Single & Disease Free

Single & Disease Free
If you are on the Market and looking for a lover, why not wear this shirt and let everyone know you ain't got no diseases!

Crackerville Crackers

Crackerville Crackers
White people are just crazy! Support The Crackerville Crackers with this great shirt! Why number 73? Why not...

No Psycho Biaaatches

No Psycho Biaaatches
No guy wants a Pyscho bitch stalking him. Let all those Biaaatches know you don't roll like dat!

Nice Tomatoes

Nice Tomatoes
Do you have nice tomatoes? Let everyone know with this great shirt design.

Tight Like Prom Night

Tight Like Prom Night
Girls, have you been keeping your junk in good shape over the years? Let everyone know your stuff is TIGHT LIKE PROM NIGHT with this great retro shirt!

Fat Chicks Dig Me

Fat Chicks Dig Me
Why do fat chicks love you so? Is it because you smell like bacon? Wear this shirt and let them know you are open for business!

Internet Superstar

Internet Superstar
Are you an Internet Superstar? Wear this shirt and let the other "Randoms" know you are open for business.

Soberlicious

Soberlicious
Do you know a sexy 12 stepper? Buy that ex-lush this nifty shirt!

Ride, Sally, Ride!

Ride, Sally, Ride!
Sally knows how to ride. Ride, Sally, Ride!

Goodtime Charlie

Goodtime Charlie
Everyone loves GoodTime Charlie.
GoodTime Charlie Loves to have a good time.
Let everyone know you love GoodTime Charlie by wearing this shirt.

Mermaids do it Deeper

Mermaids do it Deeper
Mermaids, the whores of the sea!

Lusty Wench

Lusty Wench
Pirate Wenches are hot. Do you know a Pirate Wench that needs this shirt? Buy it for her now!
Maybe she will give up the booty...

Local internet Celebrity

Local internet Celebrity
Do you really think you are a local internet Celebrity? Why not buy this shirt and let everyone know your celeb status.

Local internet Celebrity

Local internet Celebrity
Do you really think you are a local internet Celebrity? Why not buy this shirt and let everyone know your celeb status.

C U Next Tuesday

C U Next Tuesday
C U Next Tuesday? I just don't get it. What is this great looking, retro inspired t shirt trying to tell me?

Pig Ol' Benis

Pig Ol' Benis
Yup, this shirt says "Pig Ol' Benis"!

I Bring Nothing...

I Bring Nothing...
Are you just another lazy Shitbag? Do you have NOTHING to bring to the table? Warn people, so they don't get their hopes up, with this great shirt.

No Fatties, No Trannies

No Fatties, No Trannies
Funny, retro and vintage inspired t shirt.
Now this is a little nugget of advice you can live by!

Die Frat Boy!

Die Frat Boy!
Frat boys really are the worst of everything. Let them know how you feel about them by wearing this shirt.

I'm Full of Shit

I'm Full of Shit
I know I'm full of shit! I would wear this shirt with pride

Tap That Ass

Tap That Ass
This shirt says it all, tap that ass!

Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome
With this shirt, you too can be Captain Awesome!
(Even if you are really just a dork!)

Your Mom is in my Favorites

Your Mom is in my Favorites
Do you have someones Mom in your cell phone favorites? This shirt lets everyone know you are playin' someones Mom.

Masturbate

Masturbate
What fun is it to wait? The kids at school might make fun of you for wearing this shirt.

Mr. Fat Fattie

Mr. Fat Fattie
Mr. Fat Fattie hates it when you wear this shirt to the buffet!

Skin Bus to Tuna Town

Skin Bus to Tuna Town
Hop onboard the Skin Bus to Tuna Town. This shirt will make you the hit of any crowd. As long as you run around with a bunch of pervs.

Your Ringtone is Gay!

Your Ringtone is Gay!
I hate gay ringtones! By the way, musical ringtones are very gay!

I don't Did anything Square

I don't Did anything Square
Here at ChucklenutShirts, we don't dig anything square!

Nice Girls Don't Poop

Nice Girls Don't Poop
I have never met a "Nice" girl that poops.

Awkward Morning

Awkward Morning
Nobody likes awkward mornings. Let everyone know you hate them as well with this shirt.

I'm no Gynocologist

I'm no Gynocologist
I wouldn't let anyone wearing this shirt look at my "pooter"!

Swearing makes Talking Fun!

Swearing makes Talking Fun!
Try to talk to someone without swearing. NO FUN, Welcome to Squaresville! Then try spicing it up with some fancy swear words. Lots o fun.



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