Funny doctor sayings, doctor gifts and medical gifts for a cardiologist, his or her spouse or anyone who works for the physician. A cardiology doc spends a lot of time helping patients with their heart health. Cute pre-med student, medical school student or psychiatry resident gift. It's also a funny gift for medical assistants, or MAs, nurses or anyone else who works for a psychiatry. Cardiologists Do It For The Heart. A prescription pad with a doctor's scrawl as his or her signature saying once to three times a day - QD to TID.