Funny doctor sayings, doctor gifts and medical gifts for a psychiatrist, his or her spouse or anyone who works for the physician. A psych doc spends a lot of time with their patients on a couch. Cute pre-med student, medical school student or psychiatry resident gift. It's also a funny gift for medical assistants, or MAs, nurses or anyone else who works for a psychiatry. Psychiatrists Do It On The Couch. A prescription pad with a doctor's scrawl as his or her signature saying once to three times a day - QD to TID.