Funny doctor sayings, doctor gifts or a medical gift for a hand surgeon, his or her spouse or anyone who works for the physician. Cute pre-med student, medical school student or surgeon gift. It's also a funny gift for medical assistants, or MAs, nurses or anyone else who works for a hand surgeon. Hand Surgeons Do It Manually. A prescription pad with a doctor's scrawl as his or her signature saying once to three times a day - QD to TID.