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Brighten up the day of the people around you. Make them laugh with you... or at you.

marriage, divorce and death

marriage, divorce and death
50% of marriages end in divorce but 50% end in death!

marginalized whack job

marginalized whack job
marginalized whack job

Irony

Irony
Irony - A noun that is, ironically, usually used incorrectly.

Overeducated

Overeducated
Overeducated / Underemployed

Administer Coffee

Administer Coffee
If Found Unconscious... Administer Coffee

Anal Retentive

Anal Retentive
Anal Retentive - Does Anal Retentive have a hyphen, it should have!

Shoot for the moon!

Shoot for the moon!
Shoot for the moon! Of course, If you hit it, you might knock it out of orbit and cause it to come crashing to Earth to destroy all life on the planet.

... Maybe you should aim a little to the left

Sarcasm Society

Sarcasm Society
Sarcasm Society of America
Yeah, like we need your support

Conform!

Conform!
Forget your individuality, Conform!

Political Humor

Political Humor
Because if you can't laugh at politics you have to cry

Hurt

Hurt
It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious

Caffeine Zombie

Caffeine Zombie
Without caffeine I am a Zombie

Dress Code

Dress Code
When you live in your own world you get your own dress code

Stop Reading

Stop Reading
Stop Reading This Shirt

Alien To Do

Alien To Do
An Alien To Do list

To Do:
1) pose for tabloids
2) make crop circles
3) kidnap and probe

Duck!

Duck!
Mostly just for the humor of being able to duck anytime someone reads your t-shirt

Get Along

Get Along
a picture of the Yalta conference and the slogan "Can't We All Just Get Along"

Frost Bites

Frost Bites
Tired of Winter? Let it know how you feel. "Frost Bites"

Fan Club

Fan Club
Fan Club

Guns Don't Kill

Guns Don't Kill
Guns Don't Kill - bullets do
* granted, guns do get those bullets moving mighty fast

No Cookies

No Cookies
Nothing is more sad than an empty cookie tin

Out of Order

Out of Order
No, this is not some new phrase in Latin, it is the phrase "Out of Order" out of order

Dessert

Dessert
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first

Police Line

Police Line
Police Line - don't cross me today

No Capes

No Capes
If we learned anything about superheros from Pixar's "The Incredibles" it was this: No Capes

ADHD

ADHD
ADHD, seriously how can you say attention deficit hyperactivity disorder if you have it?

Space Available

Space Available
A picture of a skull x-ray and the words "This Space Available". It is always good to keep an open mind.

Chocolate

Chocolate
Save the Earth! It's the only planet with Chocolate

Thinking Cap

Thinking Cap
Need an idea? Then put on your thinking cap

Silly Walks

Silly Walks
For Monty Python Fans, Ministry of Silly Walks

Weirdo

Weirdo
"If a man does not keep pace with his contemporaries, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer... or maybe he is just a weirdo"

Mrs Lincoln

Mrs Lincoln
Well... other than that Mrs. Lincoln... how did you like the play? With the picture (public domain) of the assasination of Abraham Lincoln, this is not the most tasteful of shirts but it is an express

Fortune - Beautiful Stanger

Fortune - Beautiful Stanger
Here is your fortune cookie "You will meet a beautiful stranger... me"

Fortune - Handsome Stanger

Fortune - Handsome Stanger
Here is your fortune cookie "You will meet a handsome stranger... me"

Sunglasses - bright future

Sunglasses - bright future
"The future's so bright, I've got to wear shades"

Drama Queen

Drama Queen
For your favorite Drama Queen, whether or not they are a thespian or budding actress.

Sinking Ship

Sinking Ship
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life preserver... I would miss you terribly and think of you often

Coffee - Better Living Through Chemistry

Coffee - Better Living Through Chemistry
Let's face it we drink the coffee for the caffeine

Boys are like lava lamps

Boys are like lava lamps
Boys are like lava lamps / Fun to look at but not so bright

Liberal Arts Major

Liberal Arts Major
What questions does a liberal arts major ask? Do you want frys with that?

Titanic Lifepreserver

Titanic Lifepreserver
"Good news! Our ship has come in!"

Statistics Are Made Up

Statistics Are Made Up
"Studies show that 87.21% of statistics are made of". OK... I made that up :-)

I Only Eat When I'm

I Only Eat When I'm
I Only Eat When I'm - accomplished, aggravated, amused, angry, annoyed, anxious, apathetic, artistic, awake, blah, blank, bored, bouncy, busy, calm, cheerful, chipper, cold, complacent, confused, cont

Last Word

Last Word
The Husband Always Gets The Last Word
“Yes Dear”

Teenager Warning Status

Teenager Warning Status
Every teenager should come equipted with a mood warning system

F.A.A. Future Artists of America

F.A.A. Future Artists of America
Future Artists - Wait Staff - of American, deisgned my my son the future artist.

Dirt Magnet

Dirt Magnet
Consider this design truth in labeling for small kids, husbands or boyfriends

How is my driving?

How is my driving?
How is my driving? with weaving raod sign

Do Not Enter

Do Not Enter
"Do Not Enter" road sign

Viagra Free Zone

Viagra Free Zone
Declare yourself Viagra Free

Bump

Bump
Bump road sign

Soft Soulder

Soft Soulder
Soft Soulder

Easy Street

Easy Street
This is the exit to Easy Street

Dip

Dip
it is better to give than to receive, but this might be better to give anonymously

Relax

Relax
Relax

Focus

Focus
Whether it is a lack of focus or too much caffeine, FOCUS is not in focus

Naturally Caffeinated

Naturally Caffeinated
For your high energy friends - "No I have not had caffiene, I am always like this"

Ben Franklin quote

Ben Franklin quote
"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun"


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