Brighten up the day of the people around you. Make them laugh with you... or at you.
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Anal RetentiveAnal Retentive - Does Anal Retentive have a hyphen, it should have! |
Shoot for the moon!Shoot for the moon! Of course, If you hit it, you might knock it out of orbit and cause it to come crashing to Earth to destroy all life on the planet.
... Maybe you should aim a little to the left |
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Conform!Forget your individuality, Conform! |
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HurtIt's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious |
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Dress CodeWhen you live in your own world you get your own dress code |
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Alien To DoAn Alien To Do list
To Do:
1) pose for tabloids
2) make crop circles
3) kidnap and probe
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Duck!Mostly just for the humor of being able to duck anytime someone reads your t-shirt |
Get Alonga picture of the Yalta conference and the slogan "Can't We All Just Get Along" |
Frost BitesTired of Winter? Let it know how you feel. "Frost Bites" |
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Guns Don't KillGuns Don't Kill - bullets do
* granted, guns do get those bullets moving mighty fast |
No CookiesNothing is more sad than an empty cookie tin |
Out of OrderNo, this is not some new phrase in Latin, it is the phrase "Out of Order" out of order |
DessertLife is uncertain, eat dessert first |
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No CapesIf we learned anything about superheros from Pixar's "The Incredibles" it was this: No Capes |
ADHDADHD, seriously how can you say attention deficit hyperactivity disorder if you have it? |
Space AvailableA picture of a skull x-ray and the words "This Space Available". It is always good to keep an open mind. |
ChocolateSave the Earth! It's the only planet with Chocolate |
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Silly WalksFor Monty Python Fans, Ministry of Silly Walks |
Weirdo"If a man does not keep pace with his contemporaries, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer... or maybe he is just a weirdo" |
Mrs LincolnWell... other than that Mrs. Lincoln... how did you like the play? With the picture (public domain) of the assasination of Abraham Lincoln, this is not the most tasteful of shirts but it is an express |
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Drama QueenFor your favorite Drama Queen, whether or not they are a thespian or budding actress. |
Sinking ShipIf we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life preserver... I would miss you terribly and think of you often |
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Liberal Arts MajorWhat questions does a liberal arts major ask? Do you want frys with that? |
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I Only Eat When I'mI Only Eat When I'm - accomplished, aggravated, amused, angry, annoyed, anxious, apathetic, artistic, awake, blah, blank, bored, bouncy, busy, calm, cheerful, chipper, cold, complacent, confused, cont |
Last WordThe Husband Always Gets The Last Word
“Yes Dear” |
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Dirt MagnetConsider this design truth in labeling for small kids, husbands or boyfriends |
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Dipit is better to give than to receive, but this might be better to give anonymously |
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FocusWhether it is a lack of focus or too much caffeine, FOCUS is not in focus |
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