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Choking Hazard Toy Company : Choking Hazard Imagine disgruntled Mattel employees sitting around the break room twisting the heads off Barbie Dolls and cooking them in an Easy Bake Oven. Imagine these same employees being forced to under go drug testing and psychiatric evaluation by Mattel's company shrink. Imagine one day, finally fed up; they decide to start their own toy company. From the drunken ne'er do wells whose irresponsible actions brought about Mandatory Drug Testing, stricter DUI enforcement and the Three Strikes Law comes CHOKING HAZARD TOY COMPANY! Logo available on various products! Choking Hazard Button $4.73 Choking Hazard Magnet $4.73 Choking Hazard Rectangle Magnet $6.99 Choking Hazard Mini Button $3.49 Choking Hazard Mug $14.99 Choking Hazard Large Mug $15.99 Choking Hazard Stein $17.99 Choking Hazard Ornament (Round) $9.99 Choking Hazard Keepsake Box $25.99 Choking Hazard Tile Coaster $8.99 Choking Hazard Framed Tile $13.99 Choking Hazard Wall Clock $17.99 Choking Hazard Mousepad $15.99 Choking Hazard Journal $14.99 Choking Hazard Sticker (Rectangular) $4.49 Choking Hazard Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $17.99 Choking Hazard Postcards (Package of 8) $9.99 Choking Hazard Tote Bag $17.99 Choking Hazard BBQ Apron $20.99 Choking Hazard Trucker Hat $16.99 Choking Hazard Cap $20.99 Choking Hazard Boxer Shorts $16.99 Choking Hazard Classic Thong $12.99 Choking Hazard Teddy Bear $17.99 Choking Hazard Bib $12.99 Choking Hazard Infant Bodysuit $14.99 Choking Hazard Infant/Toddler T-Shirt $13.99 Choking Hazard Kids Baseball Jersey $19.99 Choking Hazard Kids Hoodie $24.99 Choking Hazard Kids Sweatshirt $19.99 Choking Hazard Kids T-Shirt $17.99 Choking Hazard Dog T-Shirt $20.99 Choking Hazard Value T-shirt $14.99 Choking Hazard White T-Shirt $20.99 Choking Hazard Fitted T-Shirt $21.99 Choking Hazard Organic Cotton Tee $24.99 Choking Hazard Ringer T $19.99 Choking Hazard Ash Grey T-Shirt $19.99 Choking Hazard Baseball Jersey $22.99 Choking Hazard Golf Shirt $22.99 Choking Hazard Long Sleeve T-Shirt $24.99 Choking Hazard Hooded Sweatshirt $39.99 Choking Hazard Sweatshirt $35.99 Choking Hazard Jr. Hoodie $29.99 Choking Hazard Jr. Raglan $23.99 Choking Hazard Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $23.99 Choking Hazard Jr. Spaghetti Tank $21.99 Choking Hazard Women's Tank Top $18.99 Choking Hazard Men's Sleeveless Tee $18.99 Choking Hazard Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $21.99 Choking Hazard Women's T-Shirt $20.99 Choking Hazard Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt $24.99 Choking Hazard Women's Raglan Hoodie $32.99 Choking Hazard Women's Tracksuit $54.99 Recent Orders Edit Your Order Shipping Rates Return or Exchanges Satisfaction Guaranteed Customer Service

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