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Choking Hazard Toy Company : Giraffes Are Selfish

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When they're not rudely sitting in a theatre wearing their stupid hats atop their heads and blocking everyone's view of the screen, they're eating from the branch where a dutiful mother bird's nest is precariously perched.
As Barney Fife once insightfully remarked, “…Boy, giraffes are selfish, just running around looking out for number one, getting hit by lightning…”
Truer words, my brother. Never were spoken.
Teach your children about the animal kingdom with Choking Hazard Toy Company'sBOY, GIRAFFE'S ARE SELFISH!” bibs, apparel, clocks, tiles and toys!


Giraffes Are Selfish Bib
Giraffes Are Selfish Bib
$12.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Infant Bodysuit
Giraffes Are Selfish Infant Bodysuit
$14.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
Giraffes Are Selfish Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids Baseball Jersey
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids Baseball Jersey
$19.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids Hoodie
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids Hoodie
$24.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids Sweatshirt
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids Sweatshirt
$19.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids T-Shirt
Giraffes Are Selfish Kids T-Shirt
$17.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Wall Clock
Giraffes Are Selfish Wall Clock
$17.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Framed Tile
Giraffes Are Selfish Framed Tile
$13.99
Giraffes Are Selfish Teddy Bear
Giraffes Are Selfish Teddy Bear
$17.99


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