Will Work For Sex. Mustache Rides 5 Cents. Female Body Inspector.
These are t-shirts designed to lure women into the wearer's bed through the often-mistaken notion that he has a good sense of humor.
If a man has ever gotten laid outside of his immediate family by wearing one of these shirts, well I haven't heard about it.
In spite of that fact they keep flying off the shelves! So, we at Choking Hazard Toy Company decided to get in on the action with our own brand of humorous fuck-me tees…toned down for irony.
Our HOMELESS ROMANTIC design t-shirts (and various other Homeless Romantic design products) says to the ladies, “Hey, Baby. Your place, not mine. Seriously. My wife found out about my cheating on her and kicked me out. Can I stay with you awhile?”
That's not irony you say? Shut up and buy the damn shirt!
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