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Choking Hazard Toy Company : Selfish Causes Imagine disgruntled Mattel employees sitting around the break room twisting the heads off Barbie Dolls and cooking them in an Easy Bake Oven. Imagine these same employees being forced to under go drug testing and psychiatric evaluation by Mattel's company shrink. Imagine one day, finally fed up; they decide to start their own toy company. From the drunken ne'er do wells whose irresponsible actions brought about Mandatory Drug Testing, stricter DUI enforcement and the Three Strikes Law comes CHOKING HAZARD TOY COMPANY! Logo available on various products! Bib $12.99 Infant Bodysuit $14.99 Infant/Toddler T-Shirt $13.99 Kids Baseball Jersey $19.99 Kids Hoodie $24.99 Kids Sweatshirt $19.99 Kids T-Shirt $17.99 Trucker Hat $16.99 Large Mug $15.99 Messenger Bag $24.99 Tote Bag $17.99 Rectangle Magnet $6.99 Teddy Bear $17.99 Dog T-Shirt $20.99 Recent Orders Edit Your Order Shipping Rates Return or Exchanges Satisfaction Guaranteed Customer Service

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