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select one Apparel -Cap Sleeve -Dark T -Fitted T -Golf T -Hoodie -Jersey -Jr. Hoodie -Jr. Raglan -Jr. Ringer T -Jr. Tank -Jr.Jersey-T -Light T -Long Sleeve -LongSlv DarkT -Organic T -Ringer T -Sleeveless T -Sweatshirt -Value T -W-PLS-SCP-DRK-T -W-PLS-SCP-T -W-PLS-VN-DRK-T -W-PLS-VN-T -White T -WMN-Light-T -WMN-LS-DARK-T -WMN-LS-T -WMN-V-Neck -WMN-VN-DARK-T -Women's DarkT -Women's T -Women's Tank Housewares -Clock -Large Mug -Mousepad -Mug -Stein Hats & Bags -Cap -Trucker Hat Goodies -2.25" Btn 10pk -2.25" Button -Rect Mag (10) -Rect. Magnet Cards/Prints -Frmd Pnl Print -Large Poster -Lg Frmd Print -Mini Postr Prnt -N-Cards-20 -Small Poster » Compromeyes » The Devil Loves You Just The Way You Are. » I Consent » Rabid Rooster » ChimericFire Logo » Fiery Chimera » Sometimes... Puppies Just Die! » Go Scrooge Yourself » My Imaginary Friend Can Beat Up Yours » Chihuahua's are Great... Food for My Doberman » Isotope » Syphilis Cures Cancer » Pretty in Ink » Black Sheep are Sheep Too. » We're all Pink on the Inside. » Swamp Fae » Got Blood? Texas Member Since: 2004 Learn More... Store Newsletter Enter your email below to receive product features and specials in your inbox!		The Chimera's Shop : Sometimes... Puppies Just Die! When I was about seven my mother taught me a very important lesson about mortality. After one of our dogs had puppies a couple of them died. When I asked my mother why they died she said that one was born with water on the brain. "So why did the other puppy die?" I will never forget her response "Sometimes... Puppies Just Die." I learned in that instance that death can come at any time, to anyone, it is never fair, it rarely makes sense, and you will never be ready for it. These dead puppy products represent our own mortality and a mnemonic to remind us that death isn't a big deal, it's OK to laugh at it. So I have decided to immortalize my mother's words of wisdom and share them with the world. I think it's also necessary to note that I actually love dogs, I was taught to walk by a Doberman Pinscher. Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Hoodie (dark) $36.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Hooded Sweatshirt $35.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Mousepad $11.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Framed Panel Print $35.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Mini Poster Print $5.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Small Poster $14.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Long Sleeve Dark T-S $25.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Long Sleeve $25.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Baseball Jersey $17.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Jr. Raglan $18.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Dark T-Shirt $19.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Dark T-Shirt $20.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's V-Neck Dark $20.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Plus Size Sc $25.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Plus Size V- $25.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Light T-Shirt $15.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Fitted T-Shirt $16.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Jr. Spaghetti Tank $17.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $19.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Ringer T $15.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $17.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Value T-shirt $9.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die White T-Shirt $15.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Cap Sleeve T $16.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Light T-Shir $15.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's T-Shirt $15.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Tank Top $15.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's V-Neck T-Shi $16.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Plus Size Sc $25.99 Sometimes... Puppies Just Die Women's Plus Size V- $25.99 Where's My Stuff? Track your recent orders. View or change your order. Shipping & Returns See our shipping rates. Make a return or exchange. Need Help? Satisfaction Guaranteed. Visit our Customer Service.

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