Welcome!

From the dark mind of the creator of ChimericFire, we now offer a myriad of products to satisfy the twisted, the fanciful, and everyone in between. You may find some of the contents of this store offensive or otherwise inappropriate for children.

With that in mind, feel free to explore the little chest of goods I've provided to you all. Have fun, be safe, and don't feed the animals.

Compromeyes
If they won't look you in the eye, you need Compromeyes.

The Devil Loves You Just The Way You Are.

I Consent
Dangerously fun.

Rabid Rooster

ChimericFire Logo
Offered at base cost

Fiery Chimera

Sometimes... Puppies Just Die!
Love it or hate it, mortality can be fun.

Go Scrooge Yourself

My Imaginary Friend Can Beat Up Yours

Chihuahua's are Great... Food for My Doberman
If you love Chihuahuas, you won't love this.

Isotope
Some elements just can't handle it... and only the hardcore chem-nerds can handle this shirt.

Syphilis Cures Cancer
~*!Offered at base cost for a limited time!*~

Pretty in Ink

Black Sheep are Sheep Too.
~*!Offered at base cost for a limited time!*~

We're all Pink on the Inside.
~*Warning, contains funny intestines~

Swamp Fae
~*Warning, contains nudity*~

Got Blood?