
Welcome to the Chicken Starship General Store. We're too cheap to invest in actual merchandise to sell at our shows, so we have our good friends at CafePress do all the work for us. Thanks for stopping by!
Value T-shirtWhy a "Value" T-shirt? Because we're looking out for you. And you should be too, with that friggin' Chicken Starship on your chest...
$10.00
Organic Cotton TeeOrganic. Like a Free Range Chicken who, for some unknown reason, has decided to launch off into space in his Chicken Starship. Cool, and Eco-Friendly!
$22.00
Plain Ol' White T-ShirtNot quite the value of the "Value" T, but this one has our cute web site banner on the back. And that's gotta be worth a couple bucks, right?
$19.00
Golf ShirtShow your Golfing buddies that you're not just your average hack, you're a Chicken-loving hack!
$18.00


How about a little Chicken Starship to warm you up on those cool North West evenings? And if you push up the sleeves your biceps will look wicked burly, dude.
$23.00


All kids love Chickens. And all kids love Starships. And now they can show that love with this bitchin' Infant/Toddler T. Rock on, junior!
$13.00
Black Cap w. LogoIt's a black cap with a logo...what did you expect?
$16.00


The always stylish Trucker Hat. It's 70's style with a Chicken flavor!
$12.00
Large MugSupport your favorite Chicken band while enjoying a nice big cup of joe.
$13.00
MugSupport your favorite Chicken band while enjoying a nice, slightly smaller cup of joe. Or tea. Or cocoa. Your choice, really.
$12.00
Chicken SteinWhat goes better with Chicken than beer? Nothing, that's what!
$15.00
Boxer Shorts$12.99
Classic Thong$7.99
Sticker (Rectangular)Rectangular sticker with Chicken Starship logo
$3.50
Sticker (Oval)Oval sticker with the Chicken Starship logo
$3.50
Bumper StickerBumper Sticker with Chicken Starship logo
$4.00