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Chickenhouse Apparel : Kiwi Sayings

Some of the favourite sayings from New Zealand. Be a proud kiwi get a choice t-shirt!

Choice Bro

Choice Bro
Choice Bro!

Sweet as

Sweet as
Sweet as!

I love NZ

I love NZ
Do you love New Zealand as much as I do?

Choice Bro 2

Sweet As 2

Kia Ora

Choice Bro 3

Sweet As 3

Choice

Choice
Choice!

Choice Bro 4

Sweet As 4

Sweet as Bro

Sweet as Bro
Sweet as Bro!

Dr Ropata

Dr Ropata
The most famous Shortland Street saying.


 

 

The T-Shirts and merchandise in this store were designed by comedian Travis Yates.


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