Chickenhouse Apparel : Original Jokes

Original jokes developed by Travis Yates.

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Chemicals on the farm Dad used a lot of chemicals on the farm... ...never affected me!	Electric fence isn't a brand name Electric fence isn't a brand name. Urine conducts electricity.	Sesame Street fan Front:- My favourite was the count. So I studied statistics. Back:- My brothers favourite was Bert. He's f*cking a guy called Ernie!
Cat through Harvester A cat will go through a harvester... ...once.	Cows have udders Cows have udders... bulls don't!	You can't milk a dog You can't milk a dog!
Dad shot the dog Front:- We had a pet dog. We named it Blue. Dad shot it! Back:- It couldn't walk... ...so he shot it again!	Chemicals Ranch Dad used a lot of chemicals on the ranch... ...never affected me!	Snags don't say cunt! My idea of a snag is a guy who doesn't have the word cunt on his t-shirt.