Chickenhouse Apparel : Engrish T-Shirts Happy Time

English is a very difficult language to learn. It's so difficult some people have invented a whole new language known as Engrish. I've collected some of the more humorous uses of Engrish on signs from around the world. Now you can own your very own piece of Engrish.

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Japanese Train What do these symbols, found on Japanese trains, actually mean?	Water P*ss If you start feeling a number 2 you'd better hold it in.	Slip Carefully Do you always slip carefully?
Grass is Alive I respect the grass.	Don't sh*t down Is sh*tting up OK then?	Punch at Window I wonder if the other windows are more accommodating.
Careful Drowning Is there any other way to do it?	Sleeping Grass Shhh be very quiet.	Lady Button Hey you lady! Yeah I'm talking to you!