Caffeinated Chicanery Shirts and More : Relationship humor

An unknown graffiti artist has mysteriously substituted a 'w' for the 'l' in 'life' in a number of interesting quotes. We might also include a few other tidbits of relationship humor in here from time to time...

Going unsteady Going unsteady instead of going steady?	Wife isn't Fair Wife just isn't fair...	Past-(W)ife Memories Not quite past-life memories...
Mid-(W)ife Crisis The only thing worse than a mid-life crisis...	Wife is Wasted Life is wasted on the young!	(W)ife-time guarantee Now, with a (w)ife-time guarantee!
Get a (W)ife Get a life? Get a wife? Which is it?