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Son of Swoop

"I am over $200,000 in debt due to: (a) my ex's lavish tastes in fashion and jewelry; (b) huge sports and casino gambling losses; (c) a recent purchase of a Corvette; and (d) the high cost of sports tickets, beer and cheese steaks."

"I hope to be gainfully employed soon. Please help me out by buying some of this crap."


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