Ok, the FEMA Re-education Camps have been built and Chairman Obama has signed into law the ability to arrest any American, and hold without charging with a crime, or access to his attorney.
1%r's need not settle for the ratty rags the government will issue. This month's feature section has all of the FEMA prisoner garb required to be styling through your re-education process. T-shirts, sweat shirts, underwear, baby's clothes -- we have it all in the Chairman Obama Gift Shop. We even have a FEMA calendar to count off the days of your imprisonment.
Disclaimer: The Chairman Obama Gift Shop is not directly affiliated with FEMA, DHS, DOJ, FBI, CIA, DOD, DOT, or any other government agency. We just want to see sharp dressed prisoners in the re-education process. Should the Administrator of ChairmanObama.com mysteriously disappear, the rest of us will be going to ground and you will have to accept the uniforms given to you. Order now -- as tomorrow might be too late for any of us.