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These poems were created by a nationally published entertainment and humor writer for his and your enjoyment. He hopes his T-shirts will spread fun, love and laughter -- but not lawsuits -- throughout the land.
Note to customers: Depending on your browser, the poems may seem a little fuzzy in the small type used to depict them on these pages. Rest assured that they're sharp, clear and easy to read on the products themselves.
Media: While these verses aren't exactly T.S. Eliot, they are original. If you're nice enough to quote any of them, please include the phrase "copyright celebritylovepoems.com." For more information about the verses or their creator, contact celebritylovepoems at Yahoo.
Lawyers: Please be aware that, in spite of the site's name, these poems all actually refer to members of the Johnson family of North Lansing, Mich. Angelina, Brad, Paris, Lindsay, Tom, Russell, Jude, Ben and Beyonce Johnson -- these are for you!
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