
Hi, Welcome to Call Center Purgatory's Gift Shop.
Since 2006, supplying everything that a cog in a capitalist machine needs to survive and look fabulous in your cold, cruel world.
Now get back on the phone! You can go to the bathroom tommorow!
Quietly Plotting Against Oppression$17.00


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Golf Shirt$20.00


$21.99
Orwell Revolution T-Shirt$20.00
Struggle T-Shirt$20.00


$20.00
Rednecks with Guns.$11.00


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$30.00
Anonymous Cog Black Hat$16.00
Anonymous Cog Trucker Hat$12.00


$15.99
CCP Mousepad$11.50
"Work is..." Calendar$4.50
Journal$9.75
"Work is..." Small Poster$14.50
Freedom Poster$5.25